But literally none of those verbs are “uphold”!

I feel like they already did that.

Mush

gun.

Four Cops

The Ink Snots

Blandie

GOP also always picks a Republican head of the FBI when they’re in charge. So does the Democratic president. Why is that?

You may want to inform party leadership there’s a war on, they been out here trying to pull a muscle reaching across the aisle.

Ain’t sabers rattling a precursor to war? Russia’s been at it a couple of years already, I wonder why you’re only hearing them now.

That’s nice.

But according to the meme, citizens ain’t boatwrights, they’re bailers. Those things you mentioned would be more fixing the boat than bailing it.