Maybe the problem was that you didn’t eat ENOUGH pizza? The dream monster was still hungry.

Pour the snakes into the chips and enjoy a nice bag of chakes.

Don’t do this with real snakes of course. Unless you’re into that kind of thing I guess.

5/10. Is that technically a pass mark?

The data knows it can run, but it can’t hide. It sees you coming and resigns itself to collection and analysis. Resistance is Futile, and you are unstoppable. You will kick the data’s arse into next week if it dares try to resist you. As has been said already, you got this =)

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I had that same Plucka!!! Would have loved that Ozzie Ostrich too!!

My brother is near Caloundra and scored a free trampoline appearing in his yard in the last big storm. Could end up with a boat this time…

My workplace is full of 18-21yo university students. I have given up trying to swerve and dodge out of their way because they’re walking down corridors with their heads buried in their phones and weaving all over the place more than a Ranger driver on the freeway.

Now I just walk a straight path (off to one side, not in the middle of the walkway) and just let them crash into me. They wake up startled from their trances and frantically apologise for not watching where they’re going… and then proceed to re-bury their heads in their screens and carry on as they were :|

It’s already happened twice today.

OK if there’s a brewery, that MAY affect the accuracy of the landlord sniping… :D

When we were choosing an agent to sell our last place, our final two on the shortlist were pretty much lineball with commissions/offerings.

However one of them also had a history of these nagging tactics with calls and spam and almost-daily “please sell with meeeee” mailbox drops. So we went with the other guy.

I also already have a well insulated house, but definitely +1 for the landlord sniping, always willing to help the cause.

Plus, muffins!

17 inside when I left the house at 6am, not too shabby.

Of course walking outside into the -2 degree morning was a wake up call…

Welp, time to grab the pitchforks and drive Jack to the border.

The one that really stuck with me from this whole discussion was “You’ve kind of shot yourself in the foot there, can you please not bleed on my kitchen floor?”.

You’re definitely doing the right thing by doing your best not to get pulled into the drama.

Because I’m old, I remember this from the Windows 95 install CD!

That and ‘Good Times’ by Edie Brickell.

Damn!

Ah well, like you say, at least one monitor is better than none.

Is it a DisplayLink-based dock, does it need the DisplayLink driver installed (and the utility running) to drive both screens over USB?

Common issue with docks at our hotdesks here at work.

Armageddon outta here!

bystanders take cover

My train of thought is suffering a bus replacement this morning :(