my stepmother tried to explain how the hymen works to me, but described it as a “stopper” instead of the ring of tissue it actually is. so, I wound up mutilating myself in an attempt to “break” it. having one or more sexually repressed religious people as legal guardians can lead to some gnarly results.

surprisingly, middle school sex ed taught me a bit more than you’d think it would, including how a condom is put on.

I’m glad I disabled copilot in the registry. the poweruser shit I do to make my computer usable is actually why I’d actually do really well with linux lmao

yeah, that’s also true lol

this was a good read. the democratic party isn’t as left as it seems to want people to think

good luck on that afghan!

ewwww, a paywall.

dude, I love creepypastas, long long long man AND scp

I don’t blame you, friend. I can’t wait until those bastards wind up with a taste of their own not-quite-medicine, yk?

as time goes on, the steam deck keeps getting increasingly tempting to me.

gosh, that makes me feel really nervous

I love this one so much

I wouldn’t mind moving to canada since I’m really close to the border anyway. it would be like nothing happened almost

heh, nice ones!

I know he’ll prove those guys wrong some day

forbidden(?) honey jawbreaker

escapism > whatever the hell is going on