Ah cheers, found it - game where people kick each other in the groin

Rochambeaued

Hah exactly!
*wikipedia’s that term, finds some French general, nothing significant about his death*
Yeah, good reference!

brilliant photoshop

I mean there are white arabs/people in that area, but yeah very selective in their portrayal of christ

That’s about what you pay in Germany. You have to X hours driving at night, Y hours daytime, Z hours on the motorway.

Something like 60+ hours in total, for 45€ a lesson. 3000€ minimum.

Plus you have to attend something like 20 mandatory theory lessons, and they’re usually scattered all around the place due to availability, and there’s a fine if you miss a single one.

Learning from parents is not really allowed, you have to prove you went to a driving school before you do the test.

Only the English and Swiss have the luxury of turning up on the day sans proof of training. Explains why we’re such excellent drivers haha

My dad got his mate to do the test for him. Handed him his ID, the guy pretended to be him, and boom free pass.

You could probably still do that now, if you have a cousin that looks like you

Zero, and zero. I am on a crusade and none shall survive my judgemental fiery wrath.

I’ve honestly yet to see anyone carrying one, though maybe I’m just not looking properly

It just takes one media entity to be on your side for charisma to suddenly appear. With the exception of Boris, who’s charismatic sexual assault/prowess is unshakeable in the eyes of the public

Is that where those chocolate bunnies come from?

Urgh my ex’s mother was really into buying that tacky Easter house furniture stuff. Every year, always something new.
At the same time, her house was genuinely very inviting compared to the spartan shack I lived in, so I guess there’s something to it

Solid Chocolate Co

Woah never heard of these guys. Damn that’s a lot of chocolate

You have NINE of these bad boys?

Masking is a strategy used by some autistic people, consciously or unconsciously, to appear non-autistic. While this strategy can help them get by at school, work and in social situations, it can have a devastating impact on mental health, sense of self and access to an autism diagnosis

Oh shit, I’m a high masker.

Cats with baseball bats.

Yeah! And drink a bottle of whiskey if you have to wake up late and can’t be bothered to cancel the multiple alarms in your off day.

Hint: it wakes up so punctually because it can hear the mice scratching in the walls, who are reacting to your boiler starting to heat the pipes at 7am sharp.

I’m the operator with my pocket calculator

Kill with power.

I might require some explanation.

Actually scratch my previous answer, https://feddit.uk/post/27717775/16774529