y’all fought a war over tea tariffs. y’all don’t even fucking drink tea. kids theses days are just tea-drinkers if yeuh ask me.

somehere in the major thirds.

i hoped someone would say VLC second only to 7zip.

is it ironic that i’m now cheering for a well-established arm for US propaganda?

They’re sucking up all of the joy.

congratulations - you just left me fucking speechless.

i love ignorance sometimes. it can me kinda cute when it’s not so fucking harmful.

but dude did -

imma leave the rest oup to yall.

thanks for including that.

oh come on. you’re all just haters. why can’t i spend 300,000 dollars of my own hard-inherited money to go and enjoy a few unforgettable days in a tropical paradise? you might laugh, but i’ll be just as uncomfortable and powerless as you are for a little while. don’t you think that’s worth a few minutes of my dad’s earnings?

i picture the iconic flame tire trails, but at the last second they swerve into the oncoming lane

true horror is knowing you still have to upvote it

clearly you’ve yet to learn of schrodinger’s prisoner

you are asking so many questions in so few words. but i’m not knocking you for that. just be aware that the full answer to that misleadingly small question is going to require a substantially larger answer.

i feel like saying “mark my words”, but i think tesla would probably end up on the top of the list of “most scammy products, given it’s price”.

He passed DeLorean quicker than John could look up from his line.

this makes me imagine a universe where florida as actually good for america.

y’all know the plan, right? first, they eliminate all the bottom-fed workers. they try to “deport” them, but they can’t. so what else can they do? they put them in holding camps. but all that lettuce still needs pickin’. so who do you think starts to pick that lettuce?

i just want to point out that “el salvado” means “the saviour”. the messaging couldn’t be any more anti-christian if it tried.

yeah, i don’t believe them.

everybody remembers the last time they held a turd.

okay, hear me out… “Gillo-memes”

for every pound of Cinderella’s cake, they added another inch to the distance between Snow White’s eyes.

yeah, i hate myself too.

Inshallah

it’s unfortunate that you hate yourself and everyone else so much.

edit - congratulations, you’re the first and only person i’ve used the downvote button for. i hope you find love.