Repeatedly accused of bordering on fascism, Donald Trump’s people are vehemently defending themselves, citing public safety. This is also the point insisted on by Adalf McKuklux, a Republican congressman and MAGA grandmaster from New America [the former state of New Mexico – editor’s note] who recently proposed a law that he claims is not at all racist and will help restore harmony in American society, so divided in the last 16 hours.
“I propose that Mexicans wear a badge in the shape of two nachos, their national symbol,” the congressman declared, sparking some negative reactions online, especially from European communists who do not understand what freedom, democracy, and the sharp cry of the bald eagle mean.
According to McKuklux, the measure will help better identify Mexicans in public spaces. “So that we can speak Mexican with them and make them feel more at home,” the politician said.
For anyone suspicious, check the community you’re in, and then check the site this is from. Don’t eat the Onion.
Fucking lol, I realized it was satire when I read “Adalf McKuklux,” then saw what community I was in.
I’m surprised this wasn’t in The Onion community.