• Zorque@lemmy.world
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        20 days ago

        Yeah, cause what else would they be advertising? Fingerprinting services for fetuses?

        • lugal@sopuli.xyz
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          20 days ago

          You can’t start your smartphone addiction too early. That’s why we developed a phone that can be unlocked without fingerprints for 8 weeks old fetuses and younger

      • ferb@sh.itjust.works
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        20 days ago

        If it made more sense, it would suggest that the creator had enough sense to not be a pro-life fundamentalist

    • NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz
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      20 days ago

      If you abort a fetus with fingerprints, it’s federal evidence tampering. They need to get those in the system at 9 weeks.