Cis guy but damn gimme that hot dog sir.
Why would it matter if you’re cis?
meant cishet but that sex machine got me going and I forgor
if that’s the sluttiest outfit you got, y’all gotta step up your game. I don’t think I can grill safely in the sluttiest outfit I’ve got.
I can’t take him seriously if he’s not wearing sandals and socks.
Fucker probably uses a meat thermometer.
BLACK socks.
Ouuuuh, look at those knees you slut
are you the person making the schools dress code?!
But no bare ankles, sadly. :(
Hey! Where’d you get that picture of me?!?
Mom shared it
Your mom shares pics of her lovers??? Tell her she’s not allowed to share my pic! 😡
All I can focus on is the fact that BBQ is right up against the side of the house…
It’s asbestos siding, absolutely nothing to worry about!
Asbestolotley nothing
If I ever start a nihilistic cult, I’m totally gonna name it this!
To the right of the grill, so much melted siding lol
My mom melted the siding on our house like that once. The whole wall was wavy, like some fun house.
Someone set my neighbor’s shed on fire. Our garage that was some distance away was also like that. It really put some perspective on how hot a house fire can get.
That’s a nice grill https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbH3dB1UCjE
Do the ladies like this?
This has to be a generational difference but the unopposed moustache screams gay to me, because when I was a young adult only my gay friends had that style. I cannot shake the association. It seems like it started with some guys being ironic then got picked up by the mainstream.
Can’t wait for the shorts that are actual shorts to come back too, I’m tired of men passing off culottes as shorts. If they are longer than your knees they aren’t shorts. They are mediums or something but if they are not short, they aren’t shorts.
So a no from me.
90s dad or gen Z dude?
He’s saving his “Kiss the Cook” apron for a special occasion. 😼
Can’t decide if I smell Old Spice or Aqua Velva here
Obsession. He is a classy dude.
Classy for that guy would be Stetson
Dude actually looks like he could pull off short 80s jean shorts if he tried.
I just hit 40 and not gonna lie that looks comfy as fuck. Time to put away the 30 year old dude clothes
Sploosh
Pff. My shirt is tie-dyed.
