Days over, no coming back from that. Time for a long shower, fresh clothes, and go back to bed. Probably not sleep, because I’ll be dealing with embarrassment and flashbacks to graduating high school.
My only comfort still remains that I was not alone that day. Several of us got awful cases of food poisoning.
You shat yourself at graduation?
Same day, after the event at the school, thankfully, but I was with several fellow graduates when it happened. There was an extremely popular steakhouse we all went to with our families, and every one of us who ordered the signature steak ended up getting food poisoning, and several of us ended up getting caught very suddenly by it.
Normal folks would call it a day, but some of them keep posting on Truth Social.
Depends…
Le mot juste. Bravo.
There is a infamous ex kgb guy called Pootin Pants for that reason.
Before noon? Yeah take a shower and get back to it. Any time in the afternoon; yeah fuck that I’m going home and smoking a bowl.
I’m kind of surprised by how many people have an answer for this already considered. I don’t think this is something I’ve had to consider since primary school.
I’d probably consider the day over just because I would be worried by whatever medical condition led me to shit my pants out of nowhere.
The day is done. Unless you are operating, driving a truck or belaying someone. Its over. Go home and change
I mean if you have any choice in the matter it’s obviously time to go home.
Depends on your plans for the day. If you’re heading down to the swimming pool then everything might just work itself out.
I just sign a few more Executive Orders and then head for the golf course.
Restock, reload, recover.
I am worried by how many people in this thread shit their pants often enough to be able to answer the question.
I always think what Stalin would do in the same situation as me. It’s hard to imagine Stalin shitting his pants, but if it would somehow happen I think he would keep his pride and wouldn’t let anyone see that something gone wrong. So, I would do the same.
It depends on the severity.
- If you are touching cloth, then it is a shart and should be relatively well contained. You just need to clean-up and perhaps discreetly dispose of your undercrackers.
- If you are touching socks, then the world has dropped out of your bottom and is pretty disastrous as everything is contaminated. You also have a larger problem as this would suggest you have food poisoning or some kind of illness and this is just the start of your problems. When I was in hospital the guy opposite me got C. difficile and the result was unexpected and borderline volcanic - that wasn’t just a bad day, it was a bad week.
shits pants
Continues about his day with shit in his pants
