“It’s kind of getting communist when a feller can’t even put in a hard days’ work, put in 11, 12 hours a day, and then get in your truck and at least drink 1 or 2 beers.”
-People in the 1980s upset that they were trying to make it illegal to drive with a .15 BAC (which was the previous limit).
Shit, I have a hard time driving after one beer. Driving is just fucking boring and my sobriety affords me the clarity of mind to not space out completely. 4-8 beers for a .15? How’re you expecting to stay on the road?
How on earth do you do boring stuff WITHOUT being drunk
Weed
Fair enough
Practice!
Gotta drink more so you can drink more. Then you’ll find your groove and see that a few beers is just the spice driving needed!
This one is definitely getting Poes Law’d.
It’s fun while it lasts!
Sorry mate, I gave up driving years ago.
Then what’s the point of drinking?
Hey buddy, I believe in you! You can get back on the horse, it’s just like riding a bike! (Either could net you a DUI in some of The States)
A very long time ago I was a stupid young man. I got a little drunk and ended up putting my friend into a coma for a week (on snowmobiles). That was the last drop I ever drank. It’s been over 25 years, but I will never forget how invincible I felt, and how foolish that feeling feels every time I think back on it. Don’t mess around with this shit. Like ever.
Off topic and not a criticism of this meme, op or anyone who likes this, but this is a great illustration if why right wing politics is on the rise with younger people.
Being a piece of shit is kind of just funny. Like people don’t really make memes or sarcastically talk about being a good person, as it’s just not funny.
And while this is obviously not serious and probably won’t start a trend of people actually drunk driving, that IS how a lot of shitty modern trends start, with people doing it sarcastically for the meme, then someone else takes it bit more seriously to take the joke further and someone else takes it even further, until people are actual serious racists or misogynists for the meme.
I think i get the point you’re making
I was on 4chan back in '06-'10 or so. Back when it was more people circle jerking about being right wing or blaming things on jews for the bit, to be edge lords. But that’s the thing about doing that - when you do it soon becomes impossible to distinguish the people doing it for laughs and the people who genuinely believe it. And eventually the people doing it for laughs leave, and all that’s left is people who believe it.
I was just there for memes, porn, and trolling. Calling a specific GameStop and repeatedly asking for battletoads in a thousand ways will always be funny to me. But eventually the shift becomes too great.
4chan has always been an ocean of piss, but it wasn’t always this concentrated.
At the same time, strong-manning a ridiculous opinion (like drunk driving is good) is a good way to show how ridiculous the typical rationalizations are.
… on my pushy, fuck yeah i do.
on skateboard sometimes… but that’s got like a 5 beer limit before its easier to just walk.
on rollerblades… that shits hilarious.
in car, never have, never would.
No officer, the tree jumped in my way, I swear!
Oh God, imagine if they actually made a dedicated like and subscribe button for keyboards, like how Microsoft got the Windows key on there.
