Anything labeled “Non-GMO” is bullshit. Whether the “real” sugar in there came from sugarcane or beets those plants have been genetically modified for centuries, long before dipshits decided GMOs were somehow unnatural and scary.
The labels on that are funnier
Dr? Doctor.
Thirst? Unquenched.
Hotel? Trivago.
Visa? Mastercard
Who?
This was one of my favorite exchanges.
Dr. Who?
The only question… The question the Silence dreads… The first question in the universe… Doctor Who?
I mean what else are you gonna name the flavor that is Dr pepper?
Cherry BBQ flavor?
I can’t really explain how it tastes except that.
Dr. Pibb? Mr. Pepper? Mr. Doctor? Dr. Mister?
No I mean the flavor not the name. Sprite tastes like lemon lime, Fanta is orange, grape soda is… Grape. Root beer tastes like cough syrup, etc…
What the hell does Dr pepper taste like?
I think it tastes like BBQ sauce with cherry in it.
No, grape soda is purple flavored.
Where do I get the root beer flavored cough syrup?
Spiced cherry cola, maybe?
Yeah that works. Explains the pepper part for sure.
Does it taste like you put the lime in the coconut?
More like a nut in a creampie
My parents wanted me to become Dr. Doctor. But I’m merely a Mr. Mister. So take these broken wings.
Jokes on them, I would have got that from a Mr. Doctor.
The AI forgot to actually add a cup.
I don’t think this one is AI, just a weird cup angle.
https://royalhousebeverages.com/product/real-sugar-soda-dr-doctor-fcb-bib-3-gal
I have a bottle of the Dr. Doctor syrup in my pantry. I forgot I had it tbh, since I haven’t been drinking soda for a while. It’s a decent brand if you have a machine that carbonates water.
Or you can mix it with some sparkling water of your own choice so you can control the carbonation better.
It’s how I drink soda anymore.
Custom sweetness and custom bubblyness.
Highly recommended.
lol yes those are the same things. Things like sodastream just carbonate water to your preferred carbonation and then you add syrup
Oh, the mess I’m in
I was hopping for someone to reference UFO or I would myself. Happy to not be disappointed.
Waiter: “What would you fellas like to drink?”
UFO: “Dr. Doctor! Please!”
Please. I applaud you on the UFO reference instead of Robert Palmer.
🎶 Doctor, Doctor, say what you see, I’ve got a bad case of diabetes 🎶
Major Major Major Major
