Nice. There’s an event happening the day I move in to my new house about 300 feet from my house.

Mmmm

Coffee shits

How will anyone know how elite you are if you don’t go around telling everyone??

You guys aren’t doom scrolling nearly enough

You wouldn’t use those hours doing anything fun or productive. You’d spend it shitposting on lemmy.

Be real.

In our 16 year old dumb brains we equated it to “you’re a pussy”

Oh I know, that’s why it was in there.

You have a “cat” in your pants, you like to bite pillows, you fuck your mom…

We were not that enlightened in the 90s I’m afraid but it was all in good fun lol.

My own brain isn’t even open source lol. No idea who’s running that shit but it can’t be me. I certainly can’t customize it or anything.

My punk band in the 90s write and recorded an entire song that was named that lol. It had other phrases such as “you like to bite your pillow” and classics such as “you are the fucker of mother’s”

Wish I still had that.

Bump

And what’s your mother’s maiden name, Jenny?

Yeah that works. Explains the pepper part for sure.

No I mean the flavor not the name. Sprite tastes like lemon lime, Fanta is orange, grape soda is… Grape. Root beer tastes like cough syrup, etc…

What the hell does Dr pepper taste like?

I think it tastes like BBQ sauce with cherry in it.

For me it’s more about simply someone paid for this thing and how I get paid (unfairly but still) and it isn’t that person’s fault my company sucks. I feel bad if I don’t give the customer what they expect and paid for. Like I can’t fuck other people over just because I’m being fucked. On the other hand I understand why the McDonald’s person doesn’t give a shit and I don’t blame them at all. The lie is deeply engrained in us.

Back that cache up

After the equinox so 22+3=25

I dunno I just wanted to be included in the dumb argument

That’s sounds like something a smart person would say…

Damn I had to zoom to see that good eye

If he goes back in time presumably he will again have the cables

I mean what else are you gonna name the flavor that is Dr pepper?

Cherry BBQ flavor?

I can’t really explain how it tastes except that.