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minus-squareriodoro1@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·4 days agoHow the fuck do you level at veganism?
minus-squareTʜᴇʀᴀᴘʏGⒶʀʏ⁽ᵗʰᵉʸ‘ᵗʰᵉᵐ⁾@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up0·4 days agoHard work and determination Jk, here I’ll break it down for you. Going from memory so apologies for any inaccuracies Level 1 (not a real vegan imho) No animal products in diet or clothing Level 2 Talks kindly to plants before harvesting or eating them Level 3 Before harvesting any plant, politely negotiates with nearby insects to relocate peacefully Level 4 Avoids making any noise that might disturb animals Level 5 Avoids breathing out CO2 in the presence of animals (use of personal oxygen recycling mask is acceptable) Level 6 Does not step on animal shadows Level 7 Travels exclusively by stilts to avoid crushing bugs Level 8 Refuses to eat any food that has been blown by the wind Level 9 Only eats food that has not been observed by any living being Level 10 Refuses to consume anything that might have existed in the past or future
How the fuck do you level at veganism?
Hard work and determination
Jk, here I’ll break it down for you. Going from memory so apologies for any inaccuracies
Level 1 (not a real vegan imho)
Level 2
Level 3
Level 4
Level 5
Level 6
Level 7
Level 8
Level 9
Level 10