• Hard work and determination

      Jk, here I’ll break it down for you. Going from memory so apologies for any inaccuracies

      Level 1 (not a real vegan imho)

      • No animal products in diet or clothing

      Level 2

      • Talks kindly to plants before harvesting or eating them

      Level 3

      • Before harvesting any plant, politely negotiates with nearby insects to relocate peacefully

      Level 4

      • Avoids making any noise that might disturb animals

      Level 5

      • Avoids breathing out CO2 in the presence of animals (use of personal oxygen recycling mask is acceptable)

      Level 6

      • Does not step on animal shadows

      Level 7

      • Travels exclusively by stilts to avoid crushing bugs

      Level 8

      • Refuses to eat any food that has been blown by the wind

      Level 9

      • Only eats food that has not been observed by any living being

      Level 10

      • Refuses to consume anything that might have existed in the past or future