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Lord Wiggle@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 17 days ago

Satire, I think

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Satire, I think

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Lord Wiggle@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 17 days ago
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  • pyre@lemmy.world
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    17 days ago

    now we know why he sent the couchfucker to kill him

  • Sivecano@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    17 days ago

    “Nobody knows more about manufacturing than me” - oops! wrong dipshit

    • St3alth@lemmy.ml
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      17 days ago

      No no it’s technically correct, he manufactures lies

  • Diplomjodler@lemmy.world
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    So that’s why he sent the couchfucker. Now it all makes sense.

    • ThePantser@sh.itjust.works
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      The Vatican has more gold than fort Knox. He lovveees gooold.

      • Quadhammer@lemmy.world
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        And after trading all of the gold in fort knox for meme coins…

  • EisFrei@lemmy.world
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    17 days ago

    Pooping?

    Picture looks like it’s time for a diaper change soon.

    • cmgvd3lw@discuss.tchncs.de
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      No poping certain type of fruit 🍒

    • Absaroka@lemmy.world
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      Considering he eats nothing but McDonalds, I’m guessing he’s a world champion shitter.

      Plus there was that whole “soiling himself in court” incident.

      • HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today
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        I’m gonna come out and defend him here because his excessive consumption of Diet Coke shields him from McDonalds impact on the gut.

        • Absaroka@lemmy.world
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          17 days ago

          MAGA can’t hold him accountable for anything!

          ;-)

          • HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today
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            17 days ago

            And neither will the Vatican: The original Epstein “Island”.

  • jaybone@lemmy.zip
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    17 days ago

    Some smoke is white smoke. Some smoke is black smoke. I assume some smoke is good smoke. We’re gonna have the best smoke. Every cardinal says so.

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    It’s poping time

  • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world
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    16 days ago

    Finally going to settle the question of whether or not the Pope is Catholic.

  • LaterRedditor@lemmy.world
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    Through another executive order right?

  • Wazowski@lemmy.world
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    17 days ago

    fake news, where did his tits go?

  • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    17 days ago

    … Does the Pope golf in the woods?

  • RedditIsDeddit@lemmy.world
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    16 days ago

    He looks like a drunk

    • Frozengyro@lemmy.world
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      Oddly enough he never was a drinker.

  • ssfckdt@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    17 days ago

    I thought the Dear Leader didn’t have to pope

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    Why does he eerily, slightly look like musk in that picturr

    • 4grams@awful.systems
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      Married couples often start looking alike over time.

  • hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    16 days ago

    Does “pope” no longer seem like a real word to anyone else here?

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    17 days ago

    He is the popest!

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