• anachrohack@lemmy.world
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    1 day ago

    Postal Employee: “May I help you?”

    Kramer: “Yeah, I’d like to cancel my mail.”

    Postal Employee: “Certainly. How long would you like us to hold it?”

    Kramer: “Oh, no, no. I don’t think you get me. I want out, permanently.”