SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 12 days agoIf you're a broke vampire, just say thatlemmy.dbzer0.comimagemessage-square64fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1imageIf you're a broke vampire, just say thatlemmy.dbzer0.comSnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 12 days agomessage-square64fedilink
minus-squareRicky Rigatoni@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up0·12 days agoImagine living for centuries and still not having any money saved up. That absolutely would be me as a vampire.
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·12 days agoI would be the reason the abandoned looking house in town is believed to be haunted. I would sustain myself on curious children and authority figures searching for said children.
minus-squareFordBeeblebrox@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·12 days agoBob, I’ve been asking for a raise for 175 years now, this is not cool.
Imagine living for centuries and still not having any money saved up.
That absolutely would be me as a vampire.
I would be the reason the abandoned looking house in town is believed to be haunted. I would sustain myself on curious children and authority figures searching for said children.
Bob, I’ve been asking for a raise for 175 years now, this is not cool.