where are people getting their long sweaters
From their taller exes
I just came up with a new kink because of this: Forced pants wearing.
Fuuuuuck that it’s sweatin’ season where I am. Don’t need beads of sweat a-rollin’ down my legs.
This has been my attitude for some time.
Is this American pants (trousers) or English pants (underwear)?
Quite a different message depending.
Instructions Unclear, got arrested for indecent exposure
Instructions were quite clear. You just need a bigger gun.
seems like a bigger dick would just make exposure more obvious
I think this meme would look less cool if you replaced it with a man, but on I’m board.
I’m on board*
Used to hate dresses and skirts, until I found long loose flowey ones. No pants levels of comfy and look nice with like zero effort. Yes absolutely
Could you wear a skirt and when she reacts negative about it show this meme?
I fucking love masc dudes in skirts, there’s a (hopefully good) chance she wouldn’t react poorly
Well, if I was going to wield an AK47 around, I might at least want pockets tho
You can have pockets without pants with the skin pocket procedure. You get a pocket sized square of skin removed from each ass cheek, and grafted on to the outside of your thighs. Don’t worry about the sting on the buttocks, two ice packs will be provided for relief until the skin heals.
Now you can wear long sweaters without pants and still have pockets!
… dear… god…
You can also just wear a chest rig, without pants…
Also, I am now just remebering these exist: Utilikilt.
Sir, you are getting dangerously close to infringing on my patented idea “Human Kangaroo Pocket”. Expect a C&D from my lawyer within the week.
That’s enough internet for today
