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Stamets@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 11 days ago

"And my dick fucks your wife more than you do. What's your point?"

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"And my dick fucks your wife more than you do. What's your point?"

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Stamets@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 11 days ago
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  • 58008@lemmy.world
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    Good for you man, that’s a really great watch 😊

    Sad little men like that are most hurt by you not being offended by them. It’s like with internet trolls; non-engagement is the best weapon. It also happens to require the least amount of energy or time. So easy, but so devastating to their ego.

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    “Nice, but I kinda prefer the newer model from the spring catalogue. The subtle off-white coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh my God, it even has a watermark.”

  • A_Pile_of_Frog@sh.itjust.works
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    Shoot the man.

  • BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee
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    11 days ago

    this movie, glengarry glen ross, was so fucking good. definitely worth a watch if you enjoy watching masterpiece acting. kevin spacey is in it though (his acting is great he just sucks as a person)

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      Never has a movie made me feel so uncomfortable for the characters sacrificing themselves for the grind. It’s good, but I don’t have much desire to see it again. A testament to the writing/acting/directing to keep the tension real.

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    That’s how they’ll know whose assets to liquidate when the world wakes up.

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    ‘I can think of many better uses for the metals in that watch.’

  • OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works
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    “that’s a lot of money for such an ugly watch.”

  • Ilovemyirishtemper@lemmy.world
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    “Common sense is a flower that does not grow in everyone’s garden”

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    Yeah, but can your watch drive you to the store ?

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    “So, you’re both rich and stupid”

  • count_dongulus@lemmy.world
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    Sorry I’m not into bracelets

  • socsa@piefed.social
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    Cool story bro

  • brown567@sh.itjust.works
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    “It’s certainly a nice looking piece of jewelry”

  • funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works
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    “what?”

    “I’m sorry I didn’t catch that”

    “one more time?”

    “ok. thanks for letting me know.”

  • OBJECTION!@lemmy.ml
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    “Oh, well this gun costs less than your watch, and yet: hand it over.”

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