The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to memes@lemmy.world · 19 days agoAnother productive meetinglemmy.worldimagemessage-square80fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
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minus-squarehakunawazo@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·19 days agoPro tip: Add a background image to your video conference for privacy. Most unsettling part here is toilet paper positioning (if not cat owner).
minus-squareRai@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·19 days agoCat owner… my stupid bois have found a way to empty the roll even when it’s placed like that. Nothing is safe.
minus-squarerovingnothing29@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·19 days agoThe toilet paper is correctly installed
minus-squarenexguy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·19 days agoSo it would look like you are chest deep in a toilet. It’s the way I prefer it anyway.
minus-squareMotoAsh@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·19 days agoahaha I love how the only one getting shit everywhere is literally Drumpf. Accurate.
minus-squareLousyCornMuffins@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·19 days agonone of these there’s not enough crying
minus-squareVenus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·19 days ago if not cat owner Bend the cardboard roll on the inside so it becomes oval-shaped. That way it doesn’t keep unrolling if they pull on it
minus-squareHappySkullsplitter@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·19 days ago The toilet paper is loaded backwards
minus-squareGFGJewbacca@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up0·19 days agoExcuse me, that’s the best way to load toilet paper. The best overall, however, is a bidet. Ascend, my child.
minus-squareCheradenine@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·19 days agoIs there a way on Lemmy to downvote and upvote at the same time? The first part of your statement says you should up your meds, the second part is lucid though.
minus-squareBgugi@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·19 days agoLemmy needs to distinguish itself with character-level voting. Somebody made a great post but unironically used an interrobang? Hit 'em right in the analytics.
minus-squareDenjin@lemmings.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·19 days agoWhat did you just say about the interrobang‽
minus-squaremarduk@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up0·19 days agoEvery time my ex would reload, she loaded it this way. Every time I found it this way, I would reverse it
minus-squareHawke@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·19 days agoI’m pretty sure this was a contributing factor in my parents divorce.
minus-squarejust some guy@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up0·19 days agoAs a cat owner, you’ll never catch my rolls in this blasphemous position. Kitty’s getting misted if he confuses hanging TP as a toy
Pro tip: Add a background image to your video conference for privacy.

Most unsettling part here is toilet paper positioning (if not cat owner).
Cat owner… my stupid bois have found a way to empty the roll even when it’s placed like that. Nothing is safe.
That would not stop a cat
The toilet paper is correctly installed
So it would look like you are chest deep in a toilet. It’s the way I prefer it anyway.
ahaha I love how the only one getting shit everywhere is literally Drumpf. Accurate.
none of these there’s not enough crying
Bend the cardboard roll on the inside so it becomes oval-shaped. That way it doesn’t keep unrolling if they pull on it
The toilet paper is loaded backwards
Excuse me, that’s the best way to load toilet paper. The best overall, however, is a bidet. Ascend, my child.
Is there a way on Lemmy to downvote and upvote at the same time?
The first part of your statement says you should up your meds, the second part is lucid though.
Lemmy needs to distinguish itself with character-level voting. Somebody made a great post but unironically used an interrobang? Hit 'em right in the analytics.
What did you just say about the interrobang‽
What’s an interrobang‽
Every time my ex would reload, she loaded it this way. Every time I found it this way, I would reverse it
I’m pretty sure this was a contributing factor in my parents divorce.
As a cat owner, you’ll never catch my rolls in this blasphemous position. Kitty’s getting misted if he confuses hanging TP as a toy