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If you’re a politician, you get a free side of blatant corruption too
Wtf is BREAD doing there?! You don’t have VEGETABLES at BREAKFAST this is AMERICA
The gun is on the correct side of the plate for a right hand shooter, but should be laying on it’s left side so that it can be picked up from above with the right hand. </s>
Remove the /s, you are right and the commenter was ignorant of traditional American etiquette.
Can’t I be both right and sarcastic?
The best kind of sarcasm is right.
No, left side is correct for the breakfast gun.
A gun that size isn’t actually big enough for situations where you need a gun, it’s just meant to provide cover fire while you get a bigger better gun. You’ll be using your left hand to fire the cover gun, so that your right hand is available for picking up the bigger gun. This has the additional benefit of leaving your dominant hand free to eat with.
The correct answer, as they say, is always in the comments
You can drop a grown man or big game with a .22! Take lessons or give up the gun.
Also, “lying”. “Lay” means “to recline”.
Serial number is on the other side so it’s that way for the picture.
It used to be, but at this point in history, that’s like $300 worth of bacon.
From experience that is about $20-30.
Only one way to resolve this dispute: gentlemen, to your respective breakfast guns.
Ok, but can’t we just cook $300 worth of bacon and find out who is right and have enough bacon to stop my heart instead?
Not enough bacon.
As an alternative: when the table is set with Bowie Knife and gun, the gun goes to the left.
That’s an Australian-American breakfast.
Wait … I worry what you heard was, 'Give me a lot of bacon and eggs. ’ What I said was, give me all the bacon and eggs you have ~ Ron Swanson
Ron, holding two cartons of eggs: “Is this all the eggs we have?”
Donna: “Yes. What are you making?”
Ron: “Eggs.”
The Breakfast Gun goes on whichever side the diner’s firing hand is.
Real shooters can shoot with both hands.
What’s this gif from? I NEED to watch this movie.
Kopps (Sweden 2003)
Awesome, thanks.
Sweden?! I was so sure that was gonna be Bollywood…!
Having seen it, I have to say that it’s inspired by India.
It’s not a very good movie, but it has those scenes.
Clearly it’s from Holy Wood.
I stand corrected.
It goes on the opposite side to show you plan for a peaceful meal.
Now that’s etiquette.
Fork goes on the left; each has four letters.
Spoon and knife go on the right; each has five letters.
Gun goes… on top?
Gun goes on lap so when someone sits across from you and gets mouthy, you can shoot them in the dick.
Butters stop shooting people in the dick!
Gun goes on hip so that you don’t need to train on drawing while eating breakfast separately from training on drawing while doing anything else while sitting.
I’ve seen people eat pop tarts and bacon
Dat wood grip Sig tho, elegance.
Remember to unload and clean your breakfast gun. Put it away, and then get your lunch gun.
I’m surprised you put the guns away. I’d assume they’d just accumulate, and by the end of the day, all Americans would be carrying about 16 or 17 different firearms.
Then at the end of the year, you drive your 17 * 365 to the car dealership and trade the lot in for a bigger SUV.
I was always taught that the breakfast gun goes on the right and points to the right, unless you’re left handed
No, it goes on the left so that you don’t need to put down your coffee to shoot the TV!
*to shoot the printer
New business idea: A gun range where you can shoot old broken printers
Better shoot new HP printers
I prefer to have my bacon mountain on top of my pancake tower. Also, needs more eggs and jelly for my toast, but where.the.fuck. is my glass of OJ?
I am pancake!
