I prefer this version:
I prefer this version: Wikihistory
How would murdering a modern Scottish rock band stop the world wars?
They asked to be taken out, what more do you need to go on?
I thought this was going to be a dev ops joke at first then it never came
Kids these days aren’t even extratemporal enough to remember Jenkins smh
Wait, I think I’m experiencing the Mandello effect…
It’s called the Mandeller effect. You’re trying to stir shit up, aren’t you?
Please, everyone knows it is the Momoa effect.
*Don Melon effect.
That was before, now it’s post melon
God I love lemmy
First they came for the Jenkins. And I did not speak out. Because I was not a Jenkins…
Well, was Jenkins worse than Hitler?
My inclination is that Hitler was the least bad way out of that situation. Give Germany another decade and some other nationalist party would come to power, only this time they’ve got a decade of research behind them and maybe they get the bomb first. Or maybe the leader isn’t a drug-addled former artist who gets his entire staff hooked on uppers and they’re actually effective at defeating their enemies.
So the reason we always seem to have Hitler is because the time cops keep people from killing him because the other timelines are even worse.
Then what are the time cops doing about Trump?
Shit… is this evidence that he’s the lesser of two evils? I don’t know if I can handle that thought.
The best thing about his presidency was his total incompetence in getting what he wanted. Imagine what would happen if Steve Bannon or Steven Miller were more than just the puppetmasters…
Steven Miller
I’d call him “Maurice”.
There are no “time cops” because even existing in the past changes things. It’s impossible to change the past and return to “the present” that you know. It would be a completely different timeline even if you just observe.
No, not at all. There is a single coherent timeline. The world as it exists now is the final total of all time travel that will ever be going to have occurred to points before now.
You could try to go back and kill Hitler, but we already know you failed.
Would explain the failed assassination attempts
I wished I could go back in time and kill DevOps, before it became a thing.
Now you have DevOps but everyone just calls it Ops.
I’m sorry. Who’s Jenkins?
Its this man He lives in this thing called “The Cloud”
They should kill his father Hudson instead. That guy was a dick.
