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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to LinkedinLunatics@sh.itjust.works · 19 hours ago

LinkedIn needs to be quarantined from the rest of the internet

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LinkedIn needs to be quarantined from the rest of the internet

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to LinkedinLunatics@sh.itjust.works · 19 hours ago
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  • sleepmode@lemmy.world
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    Talk about shit posting. Follow her for more unsolicited tips on spreading conjunctivitis, ruining your relationships with a burnout-inducing work ethic, and developing hemorrhoids from too long work shits.

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    Does being a weird little capitalist lickspittle even work on LinkedIn? I see people obviously trying to game the algorithm to gain exposure, including groups of devs sharing basic tips with each other and commenting to amplify, even though you’d think most hiring managers know that devs absolutely don’t go to LinkedIn to learn and share tips.

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    “Hey, you know who we should do business with? That lady who posts pictures of herself taking a shit!”

    —Countless future business partners

  • altkey@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Shitposting isn’t your job, Meg.

  • samus12345@sh.itjust.works
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    She definitely has shit particles all over that laptop.

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      Shit particles are on basically every surface.

    • Bakkoda@sh.itjust.works
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      Pink eye is so sexy

    • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
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      Sharticles

  • Legion von Rot@sh.itjust.works
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    I hate this so much.

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    Looking at this picture still makes me horny. I mean wistful! It makes me wistful!

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      My fists are full, uh… nasty I say.

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    Sets the tripod.
    Checks the lightning isn’t too good.
    Sets the timer.
    Fails the first photo bcs pants, laptop, and positioning took too long.
    Sets the timer again, this time by waddling to the phone.

    “Omg, no, why would you take that picture, don’t you see I’m grinding!! You don’t get it, we are not the same.”

    Makes a LinkedIn post.
    Adds a shitty pun about shit.

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    Revoke the account for posting gross content.

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      Don’t be such a snowflake. Embrace the gross. Its what the internet is good at.

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    pooping photo

    just keep pushing through. (No pun intended)

    Classy all around. Hope she’s on a Teams call with her camera and microphone on and making all of her employees incredibly uncomfortable.

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      Let’s be real “starting a business” probably means she sells essential oils in an MLM

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        Replace “employees” with “downline” then

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    Please Lord, let this be deranged fetish content rather than whatever the alternative would be. 🙏😔

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      Hustle culture is a deranged fetish.

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        True actually

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    “Start a business” almost certainly means “Buy into an MLM scam.”

    • The_v@lemmy.world
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      Don’t forget the standard “Use Mommy and Daddies money to buy an existing small business.” Then run it into the ground.

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      “It’s not an MLM when you are at the top”

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      Selling Scentsy

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    …who took the picture? 🧐

    • The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldOP
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      That poor intern

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        That poo intern?

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          This employee is such a toilet, they are constantly spouting shit.

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        what a shit job 😔

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    All this is probably how she justifies paying her employees below a living wage and resourcing her materials from slave labor. And looking at this dumb persons surroundings. I’d be shocked if she actually worked more than 200 days a year.

    • DosDude@retrolemmy.com
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      Honestly. No one should have to work more than 200 days a year. Reality is unfortunately different in a lot of places. But working more is usually not good for your health.

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        Oh agree. I’m just over individuals who clearly have tons of luxury compared to 95% of humanity act like their lives are hard and they deserve to pay people less.

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