Lena@gregtech.eu to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 2 months agoA daunting realizationgregtech.euimagemessage-square78fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
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minus-squareRustyNova@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 months agoOh really? Then let’s accelerate climate change. I won’t let those green fuckers win
minus-squareSergio@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 months agoThat’s too slow. Take us to defcon one.
minus-squarePlease_Do_Not@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 months agoI’m Jewish, so unfortunately, Kanye has already taken me to death con 5. But I’m not sure if those are related.
minus-squareYeather@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 months agoActually Kanye took you to Death con 3, then admitted he chose the because he couldn’t remember if 5 or 1 was the worst one.
minus-squareanomnom@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 months agoWon’t the extra CO2 just help the heartier plants (weeds) take over?
minus-squareMedicsOfAnarchy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 months agoThat’s right! Besides food, clothing, housing, tools, weapons, erosion control, and beauty, what have the plants ever done for us?
minus-squareGBU_28@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 months agoThey literally just fucking sit there, I’ve seen Jumanji I know what they could do, they just choose not to
minus-squareLedericas@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 months agohave you seen them in cemeteries, thier roots easily penetrates a casket and suck the corpse dry. also works on asphalt and pipes.
minus-squareNotyou@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 months agoMedicine. A lot of plants are used in medicine as well. Asprin came from tree bark.
minus-squareMedicsOfAnarchy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 months agoOkay. Food, clothing, housing, tools, weapons, erosion control, beauty, oxygen, and medicine. But other than that, what have the plants ever done for us?
Oh really?
Then let’s accelerate climate change. I won’t let those green fuckers win
That’s too slow. Take us to defcon one.
I’m Jewish, so unfortunately, Kanye has already taken me to death con 5. But I’m not sure if those are related.
Actually Kanye took you to Death con 3, then admitted he chose the because he couldn’t remember if 5 or 1 was the worst one.
Won’t the extra CO2 just help the heartier plants (weeds) take over?
That’s right! Besides food, clothing, housing, tools, weapons, erosion control, and beauty, what have the plants ever done for us?
Also oxygen…
Brought peas?
They literally just fucking sit there, I’ve seen Jumanji I know what they could do, they just choose not to
have you seen them in cemeteries, thier roots easily penetrates a casket and suck the corpse dry. also works on asphalt and pipes.
Medicine. A lot of plants are used in medicine as well. Asprin came from tree bark.
Okay. Food, clothing, housing, tools, weapons, erosion control, beauty, oxygen, and medicine. But other than that, what have the plants ever done for us?