I’ll never understand why low res images like this always have half the text cropped off. I get why it’s done when they’re conveniently censoring something, but…ugh. :(
Making bad crops is part of the post-ironic meme meta
it’s the visual equivalent of comedically cut videos
They’re cropping out watermarks. Better to just leave it in but oh well
I think it is to avoid image searches from easily finding the original image. You’ll also find pictures flipped, tilted slightly, or have their colors changed just a little bit.
Ace people: Guess you’ll die then…
I like to think saving them but rejecting the offer might be an option.
No. That would be rude. A DICK GETS SUCKED!
Ah well sucks to suck I guess they’re doomed to die together.
I mean I’m sure some ace people like to engage in sexual activity. Sexual attraction and libido are different.
I’ve talked to an ace guy abt this and he tried to masturbate as a teen and literally couldn’t get hard. He’s into romantic stuff tho. Everybody’s different I’m sure tho
Let me see the human from the back
Depends on if you’re a tits or an ass guy, I guess?
Pack it in guys this is the comment.
The Shrek paradox
I don’t remember this scene in Shrek
That’s because it was part of a scrapped movie in the franchise. It wad going to be called Shrek’s choice with Shrek being played by Meryl Streep
It was the rule 34 version.
Help them save each other, watch the donkey suck her off.
This is the only acceptable answer
I’m curious
A donkey is ill-equipped to give even a passable blowjob.
Don’t knock it until you’ve tried it
It’s a speaking donkey so don’t assume standard donkey laryngeal and//or oral anatomy
Hehe you said “oral”.
Yeah but a talking donkey in the hand is worth at least two birds in the bush …
Yeah but a woman with a dick has three in the bush.
I, too, initially did not read the meme carefully enough.
Hey now, I made no comment on the offer to suck the girl’s dick. It’s girl dick, there isn’t much interesting to say about it.
I’m not sure I wholly agree with you there.
girl cock is girl cock
Well I don’t think anyone can disagree with that, but I’m sure some would. You get all sorts on the Internet.
well im not talking to those that would make girl dick an issue
Once you get used to the idea of chick dick, well, it’s just a dick on a chick.
You don’t think that’s something interesting to say about it? I thought it was interesting.
Well then clearly you’re not used to the idea yet.
I mean, pehaps you’re right, yes, but surely it’s still interesting.
Yes, hormones change it a bit
Saving the woman sounds like a huge W. This is the easiest choice of my life, what are you on about?
The Internet would like you to verify that you read the whole meme carefully before posting.
Dude didn’t stutter. Saving the woman.
A man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do?
Like a Hoover vacuum
My friend wants to know if it’s important to you that she’s female?
Yes would choose her a thousand times. Starting with a nice one sided BJ and then we are taking turns riding each other. Nothing in the meme tells me i cant
She is a woman. I’m not sure what you’re trying to say.
My friend was wondering if you could would feel the same way if it was a man, you know, out of interest, and whether if it was, say, completely at random, a guy in his late twenties with curly black hair and a slight beer belly but he’d be willing to reciprocate so in some senses he’d be the best of both worlds, if that were of interest to you. He was wondering. My friend. Entirely hypothetically. Uhm…
Yes, the whole meme is read in full, what is the problem?
Where’s the third option where I decapitate both?
Ehhhh I’ll save the donkey, use it to pull out the woman, and then no sexual favors will happen. They’re both gonna be carrying some shit though, free labor.
Fuck it, i’ll save her…might clear some things up lol
Making a link between zoophilia and sexual relationships with a queer person, how original!
Lemmy keeps pushing transphobic jokes to the top. It’s slithly concerning.
Slithly
I think this typo has potential.
\3. Ride the Shai-Hulud to destiny.
