I mean technically Christianity believes God’s spirit impregnated Mary.

What are you doing step spirirt

You must feel Jesus enter you.

Jesus’ mum was this woman, the Virgin Mary, who one night got visited by an angel and told she’d been gotten pregnant by a Holy Ghost. Of course, actual ghosts jizz ectoplasm which only contains ghost sperm, but Jesus wasn’t born a phantom, leading experts to believe Mary wasn’t impregnated by a real ghost, but by a man in a sheet like in Scooby-Doo.

-Philomena Cunk