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He missed the perfect opportunity to say “Hi Bi, I’m Dad.”
I’s the bi that builds the boats…
Stealing this if my kid comes out
Or if they tell me they’re dating anyone actually
I can’t steal this. My kid can cook very well. :-(
sadly eats delicious five course meal
This is, in all earnest, the most intense humblebrag I have encountered in years. I am seething with envy but also genuinely happy for you lmao
Just change it for anything your kids are bad at
Fix computers, do renovations, fix cars, clean up…
topple the oppressive oligarchy
Dad could teach their child to cook though
Maybe the dad doesn’t know how to cook, either. It’s just a whole family tree of dads who can’t cook.
Dads an adult they can learn and pass the knowledge on.
It’s a hex placed on their family line in generations past, for some unknown sleight committed against a witch or something. They’re cursed to forever burn any food they try to cook.
Anecdote to confirm what you’re saying: my grandpa had to learn to cook in his 80s when his wife became too disabled to do it. In the beginning, she was giving him instructions the whole time. He’s become decent at it. It’s never too late.
