• Lad@reddthat.com
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    1 month ago

    My 7 month old son said “Dad, it’s likely the rattle in your car is due to a damaged rear axle, as that is a common issue with this model. I recommend taking it to a mechanic as soon as possible, because it could also be a broken front spring or some other factor that could render the vehicle dangerous to drive if left unchecked” so proud of him

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      1 month ago

      My 6 month old wrote my masters dissertation about the effects of plagiarism on the academic integrity of preschool PhD programs. She’s brilliant and meta.

      • Wilco@lemm.ee
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        1 month ago

        My 5 month old performed my wife’s knee surgery and saved us over $15,000.

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          1 month ago

          My 4 month old just did the world’s first quintuple back flip on a BMX. He is talking with red bull about sponsorship.

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            30 days ago

            My 3 month old just found a cure for cancer but she doesn’t want to explain it cause she’s mad at me for making her wear socks.

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              30 days ago

              My 15 week fetus Ratatouilled her mother into making a vaccine for Flu, COVID, and the common cold.

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                  30 days ago

                  My son is a heart surgeon that graduated top of his class at the Leiden University. He is coming up on 9 years of experience and has done around 1000 open heart surgeries with 0 casualties. He was born 2 months ago.