phudgins@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 3 months agoWe are a strange bunchlemmy.worldimagemessage-square42fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
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minus-squareIninewCrow@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·3 months agoMaybe Satan isn’t all that bad a guy and he was banished to a place for eternity that doesn’t really bother him and maybe this is why we are sent to hell … we are Satan’s punishment … we are sent there to torture Satan for eternity So Satan sets the place on fire and tries to burn all of us to try to kill us but we are undead and keep asking him why and send him texts of ‘lol’
minus-squareudon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·3 months agoWhy would some people be sent to heaven, though?
minus-squareIninewCrow@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·3 months agoWho said and who has proof that anyone was sent to heaven?
minus-squareSuperNinjaFury@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up0·edit-23 months agoThey weren’t annoying enough to send to hell as punishment for Satan, and God thought they’d be cool to hang out with.
minus-squareudon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·3 months agoI think they’re just toys in God’s creep collection
Maybe Satan isn’t all that bad a guy and he was banished to a place for eternity that doesn’t really bother him
and maybe this is why we are sent to hell … we are Satan’s punishment … we are sent there to torture Satan for eternity
So Satan sets the place on fire and tries to burn all of us to try to kill us but we are undead and keep asking him why and send him texts of ‘lol’
Guys, Bible 2.0 just dropped
Why would some people be sent to heaven, though?
Who said and who has proof that anyone was sent to heaven?
They weren’t annoying enough to send to hell as punishment for Satan, and God thought they’d be cool to hang out with.
I think they’re just toys in God’s creep collection
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