Earlier today:
See sister in kitchen doing something
Me: Whatchya makin’?
Her: I am annealing copper.
Me: … I can’t eat that.
Impossible, the seller labeled this as “high quality” copper. Ea-Nasir’s copper is mid.
But he absolutely advertised it as high quality
Babylon and lax consumer protections, name a better combo
Ea-Nasir likely never realized he’d be one of the most talked about failed cooper merchants of Sumeria 3,770 years in the future.
Failed?
He got his money 🤑
He actually donated all the goods and money to the government and local temple, and he did appear to die in poverty. They found his home in UR, where pretty much the most valuable thing he owned was the complaint tablets.
“You are without a doubt the worst copper merchant I’ve ever heard of.”
"But you have heard of me "
Tweakers:
This is what can happen if you don’t get anyone to look after your house when you’re away.
Or what happens when you fall asleep first at your own sleep over.
Am electrician can confirm
Romanians: 😏
you better not treat my trusted servant with contempt
Electrician here, can confirm. 😍
Ea-Nasir: “What is high quality copper?”
Ea Nasir, come back to 4000 BC…
I kind of want to roll in the copper