• jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
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    24 days ago

    This reminds me of a buddy I used to have. He wore jackets exactly like this and even had two little dogs. He was a Vietnam vet and did, in fact, kill a whole bunch of people during the war. Something he never forgave himself for.

    One time I asked him what that was like. He thought for a minute and said, “When you have your weapon trained on someone, for a split second you have the power of God in your hands. You get to decide if that person lives or dies. Nobody should have that kind of power.”

    He was a character but a good dude overall.

  • wanderwisley@lemm.eeEnglish
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    24 days ago

    These are the same people who own a big lifted truck and then put a giant sticker on the window that says “CHEVY” just in case you or they forgot what they are driving.

    • RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world
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      24 days ago

      Some version of a window-wide US flag with the angry eagle, a Gadsden snake sticker, a gun maker sticker, an AR silhouette variant sticker with a juvenile anti-lib slogan like “my AR says fuck your lib tears” and of course the NRA sticker and a military service branch sticker.

        • RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world
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          24 days ago

          Yeah, the excerpt in period script that says “We the People…” and nothing else. Pretty much all they know of the constitution anyway besides the 2nd Amendment.

  • RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world
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    24 days ago

    Gravy Seal. Proclaiming what a badass he is but probably starts wheezing just making it to the table from the Cracker Barrel parking lot.

  • gamer@lemm.ee
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    24 days ago

    That protruding blob on the back of his neck isn’t fat, it’s actually a bonus concealed weapon slot.

  • CircaV@lemmy.caEnglish
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    24 days ago

    Typical Murican. Talks a big talk but stays home when their country is being taken over by actual fascists.

  • Jo Miran@lemmy.ml
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    24 days ago

    Now that I am older, my eyesight isn’t what it used to be. I could still hit that target at 100 yards with iron sights. Meal Team 6 wannabe tacticool moron wouldn’t last thirty seconds in a firefight.

  • _____@lemm.eeEnglish
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    24 days ago

    “I’m about to shit my pants from eye contact with strangers so I need clothing with printed letters to convince you otherwise”

    • Queen HawlSera@lemm.eeEnglish
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      23 days ago

      If you need an AR-15 to feel safe at Target, the problem is you…

      Or you’re a character in Fallout and there are Raiders in the Super Duper Mart

      • frog_brawler@lemmy.world
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        23 days ago

        I dunno… have you been to a Target recently? Anyone shopping there at this point is probably either a proud boy or one of the daughters of liberty and probably walking around with 3 guns on them. I’d feel safer around those people with an AR of my own.

    • Queen HawlSera@lemm.eeEnglish
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      23 days ago

      I’m reminded of when McDonalds did their Rick and Morty szechuan sauce promotion, and basically no place actually had it.

      It was a big story that Rick and Morty fans harassed workers complaining that the franchise lied to them.

      It got so bad that McDonalds released an app to show where and when stories had the sauce, and announced they’d be selling posters as well. Unfortunately, some locations lied or at least misused the app to say they had the sauce when they didn’t.

      So I went to one location with my brother, and we found a line forming outside. The store wasn’t allowed to sell the posters till late in the afternoon for some reason, and wouldn’t let anyone there for the sauce even enter the building with cashiers actively blocking any Rick and Morty fan from entering, even just looking college age was enough to be refused entry.

      I thought this was ridiculous and just said “Wow, the only thing that’d make this worse is if they didn’t have the sauce.”, only for the lady guarding the door to tell me that they did indeed not have the sauce, despite the app saying they did.

      There was this guy simping hard for her, mi’lady style, and a bunch of brodudes talking about how they’re so Nihilistic and Smart “JUST LIEK RICK!”, whole thing was a shit show. He said “Oh yeah, no they don’t have the sauce, I asked.”

      He was eating cheeseburgers despite not being allowed in, apparently you could have the food brought out to you if you used the app.

      It was fucking cold that day. Still feels like, even false advertising aside, something about this had to be illegal.

      So I said “Fuck this, I’m leaving.”, just got into my car, went to Wendy’s, ordered chicken nuggets and the most asian sounding sauce they had. Posted one of the only food selfies I’ve ever done of what I ordered

      “Was going to post me eating the sauce, but I went to Wendy’s instead because this store actually has products they claim to offer.”

      A friend of mine asked the next day what was up with that post, because Food Selfies or even regular selfies are just THAT out of character for me, and I told him the story.

      He looked at me geniunely impressed, and said “Wait, you valued your own self-respect over the ‘cool corporate thing’, voiced your dissatisfaction, and calmly left without making a scene or embarassing yourself? If anyone was Rick at this event, it was you”

      I just said “Huh”, as I didn’t do that to be cool, I was just hungry, wanted to buy nuggets, and didn’t get them from a store that lied about having them…

      It was then that my brother, who had been with me when we went to McDonalds spoke up, admitting he didn’t even think of what we actually did that day either, we just up and said “Screw you guys, I’m coming home.” and said one of the wisest things I’ll never forget

      “If you think you’re Rick, it means you’re Jerry.”