Honestly, Elmo is as coherent as xQc.

Welp, sell all his assets and sell his few usable body parts.

Not to our surprise. Still even if this information is disclosed and supported with tons of evidence, nothing will happen.

Dementia Don is still at it.

Probably Musk throwing a tantrum.

That’s domestic terrorism

That sounds like attempting to purchase a pineapple-flavored apple pie

DOGE is a terrorist group, don’t fall for the agent narrative/propaganda.

Welp, time for the USA to strip 100% of StupElon’s wealth just because. Then the USA will send thoughts, prayers, and laughing emojis to his direction.

He can even be charged for such actions and nothing will happen to him.

Probably they will blame it to “Battery quality/integrity”

That’s fresh, coming from a guy that thinks getting a couch pregnant is the only way to repopulate IKEA’s inventory.

I hate the only nickname I can think of is “The King James of the Pirates”

I agree with you. That’s not how “self-defense works”. If the snowflake geot hit, walks away from the situation, gets armed, and returns to attack the person that attacked such a fragile sheep, this is not self-defense, it’s retaliation.

The sheep crybaby and whoever proclaimed this as self-defense are just a bunch of puppets.

Welp, looks like Elon should be taxed $20 billion USD, as compensation for the damage he’s currently causing.

Elonia has proven such concerns already with actions.

He should be fined $1 billion USD daily for every day he’s been the sitting Shadow President.

We all know of a suspect accused of stealing 400,000 SSN. He double illegally gained access to such.

Wow I wonder what will be the penalty to Elon for the deaths of innocent people caused by the loss of their jobs.

If his critical thinking is proportional to the way he talks (and I’m not referring to his accent), it makes sense that he doesn’t have any clue on the reason why