I’m so unhappy with everything his mouth does, but this is pretty high on the list.

Blushing white lol

Because Jesus said “thou who dost make the most money wins.”

I pulled out my retirement early to move states. When people told me it was a bad idea I told them that my retirement plan doesn’t involve money.

You mean light red?

Please support your local library. Even if you just get a card and keep it active, it helps with stats that they use to get more funding.

Unfortunately there’s a website that tells them specific books and passages to challenge.

As a masochistic woman, I feel attacked. 😅

5pm? I’m down.

Adorable cuddle puddle! 😍

C U When U Get There by Collio. My brother listened to him when I was young and I tie this song to him and a brief period when I was happy as a kid.

Don’t use Sharpies on cheap acrylic paints. They will dry out immediately and be ruined.

Oof. What a place to return to.

Also White And Nerdy

They rigged the election through gerrymandering. They have had this planned for a long time. We are not playing the same game anymore.

Watching Joe Rogain and Muskrat trying to get his AI to make transphobic jokes and failing was hilarious.

I am not a parent but I think paternity leave is essential. Your wife is doing to need a lot of help and it’s just as important for you to bond with your baby as her.

Interesting phrasing to use as a large figure publicly fucking over the entire country…

So cool! How did you use the wax exactly?

Or knew someone who died. Or had to work customer service as an “essential worker” in a blue city in a red state where customers treated you like shit for enforcing the mask mandate. Or had a family member that got brainwashed by the president into thinking they were literally going to have to shoot you in the upcoming Civil War. Or you had to isolate from your friends and family because your partner had a pre-existing condition. Otherwise, pretty good times.