Imagine if we could piss him off hard enough to seppuku on stream about it.
It would be such a glorious story for history.
That’d be some must-see content.
I would want stickers if it. That kind you can tilt back and forth for a short animation.
Just drink that satisfaction and joy right from the air.
This is exactly what flip books were designed for.
Yeah, that’s another form factor for it.
But a sticker or magnet version of it means it can be stuck on cars, lamp posts, walls, fridges, etc. I haven’t put anything at all on my car since about 2004. But I would have at least one of these on all sides
It’s a victimless crime. Even his family hates him. The only people not begging for him to die are the totally out to lunch conservatives who aren’t plugged in beyond “vote R guy blue person bad”, and the other rich people.
And both sets of people I hate, so I really don’t care even if they get literal, actual trauma from it. I would gladly traumatize both of those sets. Forget trying to get them to be woke, I want them to live shook. Up to and including total mental shutdown.
Note: I’m aware that I’m crazy overestimating what this is capable of. But it’s intentional for expression’s sake.
Oh, I thought it was because he died to the tutorial boss on a game he’s supposedly pro at.
I’ve never played the game, but I’ve read others say the game is Dark Souls hard, and it’s not uncommon to die in the tutorial.
That said, fuck Musk
Path of exile is hard, but not at the start. Even on the first play through, most people are clearing the first boss without death. On subsequent play through you shouldn’t ever die. Elon has never actually played the game, so he has no clue.
It’s also not even close to as hard as Dark Souls. No Rest for the Wicked is more souls like ARPG.
I believe you.
I just don’t care. I’m just stating that Musk sucking wasn’t unusual at a hard game.
That said, again, fuck him. And his pathetic attempt to hang with kids for attention, being a middle aged grown man.
The unusual part is not that he sucked, but that he was presenting himself as a top player (because he bought an account).
Like, if I hand the controller to someone who’s never played Demon Souls and they get wrecked by the first few skeletons or wev, that makes sense. If someone brags about being among the top Demon Souls players in the world, and they can’t make it through the first level, that’s odd.
Most of us grow out of thinking our skills at video games have much significance or bearing on our self image, so it’s very odd to see an adult that feels the need to lie about their competence at a video game. If instead of buying an account and pretending to be a top player, he had been honest - “hey y’all, just going to show off Starlinks ability to stream by checking out PoE2!” - well, at most people might be making fun of him for taking time to play video games instead of running the dozen companies he supposedly does, but it wouldn’t be this pathetic.
What an Alpha.
Well, his mommy thinks so.
The rest of us… nah.
This should happen to him everywhere he goes for the rest of his days
“There’s a lot of r-----s in the chat,”
What is a “r-----”?
Racoon?
Rocker?
Rodent?
An old term for people of diminished mental capabilities.
Thank you for asking this! Because I also had no idea
I read that he lost to a tutorial boss during the stream. lmao
top 10 player btw…
what a fucking idiot. no one would be making fun of him if he just said he likes playing video games but as a CEO of multiple companies he’s too busy (lol) to get good at them. just say you suck at video games but love the art form, dumbass. but he can’t because he’s sick in the head and desperately needs approval from other unfuckable shits.
Or, he could just say, 'I’m new to this game, I suck," and laugh it off with everyone else. I think that would be popular. “Let’s watch Elon suck at games.”
But no. Embarrassment is worse than death to a narcissist. But he keeps setting himself up for humiliation, for attention.
This man is mentally ill.
His daughter said he played video games with them just to get his kids to carry him. Which is just very strange and sad.
bronze torbjorn in the early days of overwatch. I can’t tell you how bad you have to be to play torb in 2016-17 and stay in bronze. he should be auto climb at that rank. not to mention because no one really knew what they were doing early on, the ranks were highly inflated too. diamond players back then would be gold today.
You are correct. Pathetic.
It astounds me that a middle aged man, who can literally afford anything, do anything, go anywhere, is so fragile emotionally that he craves adulation from absolute strangers. Particularly teenage boys, which emotionally, he is also.
It would be pitiable if we wasn’t such a psychopath.
As a wise man recently said,
They tried to rig the game, but you can’t fake influence.
Money can buy everything but it can’t buy respect. Nobody respects Musk getting to level 90+ in SSF HC PoE2 because he just bought his way there. Nobody respects him on Twitter, because he bought his way there. Nobody respects Tesla, because (say it with me kids) he bought his way there.
Money can absolutely buy respect the problem is fuckwad is too stupid to know how, for example he could bankroll building functional replicas of historic vehicles and weapons for museums which would earn him some respect. That’s assuming he doesn’t want to help the poor and build public libraries like Rockefeller or Carnegie.
You’re both right - spending tons of money just to build influence does not buy you respect, but investing your money in something that contributes to the greater good does. Unfortunately for Elon, this requires good intentions and substantial effort, neither of which he possesses. So, he bought an epic gamer account to brainwash the most vulnerable members of society into believing he’s some kind of 22nd century technogenius! Seriously, what the fuck is actually wrong with this man???
Thing is, he could still hire people who do know how to do that - he just doesn’t see the point. Like the person who refuses to hire an electrician instead of just doing it himself, he keeps getting it wrong and then being shocked.
He had one, but he fired her and looks to be too stubborn and sure of his own competence to hire another one (or maybe too proud to admit that she was right and useful after firing her for petty reasons).
Right? I wouldn’t be trying to pretend to be King Shit in a game I don’t even know how to play, I’d make my own game with black jack and hookers, hookers who are voiced by Jack Black. That’s right I’m casting a cisman in the role of a sexy cisfemale character and there’s not even a joke or a bit to it. The character is not implied to be trans and there’s not even a transphobic quip about it, I just got Jack Black to voice a woman because I could, because I’ve got fuck you money… And if the ESRB or Gabe Newell didn’t like it, I’d start an alternative to Steam that actually works.
It seems such vivid Imagination is wasted on those who cannot make their dreams into reality…
And let’s be real, it’s ok to be emotional and want attention. That’s human.
But I’m sure this can be done, and is probably easier to accomplish by not being a nazi, which is the real issue here.
He should play a lot more Wolfenstein.
You’ve probably seen people with mommy and daddy issues before, but this is the first time we’ve ever witnessed a billionaire with severe mommy and daddy issues.
Dude wants attention and doesn’t care how he gets it. Helps a lot to be a Nazi too.
this is the first time we’ve ever witnessed a billionaire with severe mommy and daddy issues
Trump’s one of those too. His mother was a hyper-reserved Wee Free ball of congealed repression, and his father was a mob-connected slumlord bully. None of the kids got affection. Some internalized it, some became raving assholes like Trump.
Yes. Thanks.
Humans are pack animals. We’re not supposed to be alone. When we are, bad things happen, mentally. Which is on display with Musk.
What gets me is that he has the means to become the most beloved man in history pretty much on a whim. I can’t even begin to comprehend the amount of good he could do by dumping half his fortune into good causes, which would still leave him with orders of magnitude more money than he’d need to buy/do whatever the fuck he wants with.
The attention he craves is right there. But he chooses instead to be a villain. Why?? Be a fucking superhero - even if it’s for completely selfish reasons, humanity won’t give shit.
I don’t get it.
If I randomly obtained a billion dollars, let alone hundreds of billions, I’d spend the rest of my life riding a warm-and-fuzzy high. Helping people feels good!
Dumping ill gotten gains into charity will not make you beloved down in history so much…
Certainly not " the most beloved"
Look at Bill Gates. He’s a complete asshole and was widely hated until he stepped down from Microsoft. But, spend just a small fraction of his fortune on charity, much of it self-serving, and he’s now he’s widely loved.
If I randomly obtained a billion dollars, let alone hundreds of billions, I’d spend the rest of my life riding a warm-and-fuzzy high. Helping people feels good!
The thing is, you don’t become a billionaire if you have empathy. If you’re a normal kind of person who likes helping other people, you start giving away your money long before you hit $1B.
In a functioning society, we wouldn’t have to rely on the “philanthropy” of rich people to fund good causes. It should not be possible for one person to hoard so much wealth that they get to personally decide which issues get ignored.
I completely agree. It’s like one of those supposedly uplifting news items about a kid selling their rare stamp collection to pay for their bus driver’s surgery. Sure, it’s nice the kid did that, but what kind of dystopia are we in where someone with a steady job can’t get the health care they need.
All hail the orphan crushing machine.
Money is a social construct. Society should have a say in how it’s allocated.
From what I understand, Musk was under investigation from multiple federal US agencies for malfeasance, I don’t know for what, but he got involved to make those investigations go away. Then he got addicted to being in charge after buying The Presidency.
Because, as we all know, narcissists love being in charge, and adulation.
And why is he being an asshole, when he could be generous and beneficent, and get the adulation he craves? Because he thinks he’s superior, and like he said, empathy is weakness, He is unable to understand, or feel empathy.
From what I understand, Musk was under investigation from multiple federal US agencies for malfeasance, I don’t know for what
I’ll give you a hint. It starts with “e” and rhymes with “Epstein didn’t kill himself”…
I need more dots to join.
Yeah, who’s Eepstein? Apart from the offspring of a great felt scientist and some dead guy with fluffy hair.
Rich people are just celebrities with hoarding tendencies.
Celebrities are just rich people sportsy, artistic, sympathic, entertaining or sexualized looking enough to get public attention
He had that aura when he was building Tesla and solar city and the gigafactory. Become a billionaire and fight climate change? Go Elon.
Go to Mars? Bit of a stretch goal, but helping Nasa and science is good. Go Elon.
Save kids trapped underground? Go Elon.
What? Called him a pedophile? Maybe he has some inside knowledge. Anyway.
Shout about doge coin? Bit weird. Ok he’s just having fun.
Sell a consumer grade flamethrower? What?
Pay 44bn for Twitter? What? Where’s the value?
And down and down.
He had that aura when he was building Tesla
Tesla was a going concern (with excellent product quality) when Musk bought it. The product roadmap was already there. The only big things Musk has influenced are underfunding quality during scale-up and rolling out the Dumpsterwagen. Well, that and lying about self-driving.
I was addressing the downward trajectory of his outside perception, not his actual skills.
Musk is willing to risk his capital, and does seem to be able to identify talented engineers and individuals. He used to be able to attract them too.
Working theory is that you don’t get to his point by having morals.
He could literally fund free lunches for kids in schools, forever.
In comparison to his wealth, that’s so small time that it’s not even worth mentioning.
Yeah, because doing anything altruistic is “virtue signaling.” No one really cares about anyone but themselves. How do I know? Because I don’t.
I didn’t say any of that.
Maybe if we all just start referring to this as “the gas leak season” while we’re in it we can break the 4th wall and escape whatever the fuck this supposed reality is.
I want to get off Mr. Bones Wild Ride
Transcript:
Elon Musk rage quit a livestream of the video game Path of Exile 2 on Saturday night after repeatedly dying while also being ruthlessly cyberbullied in the chat.
Path of Exile 2 is one of Musk’s favorite games—so much so that he once claimed to be one of the world’s top players in an attempt to boost his gamer cred, before later backtracking and admitting that he had been secretly paying people to level up his account to make him appear more talented at it than he was.
Nevertheless, while attempting to show off Starlink’s in-flight WiFi capabilities while onboard his private jet over the weekend, Musk streamed himself playing some PoE2 on the hardest difficulty, which was broadcast live on X.
The DOGE chief was, predictably, terrible at the game, but that was the least of his problems—Less than five minutes into the stream, a player logged on and asked Musk if he could “please jerk off mr trump so he dies of a heart attack.” It only got worse from there.
For the next hour and a half, Musk sat in stony-faced silence and blasted techno music while dozens of users with names such as ELON_IS_A_PEEDOPHILE and ELON_MUSK_IS_PATHETIC repeatedly spammed the chat to tell him “YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS AND YOU WILL DIE ALONE” and “YOU WILL ALWAYS FEEL INSECURE AND IT WILL NEVER GO AWAY.”
Elon Musk Rage Quits Livestream After Getting Ruthlessly Cyberbullied by Gamers Elon Musk Rage Quits Livestream After Getting Ruthlessly Cyberbullied by Gamers YouTube “Elon. It’s me, Ashley St. Claire. I have no other means of contacting you so I bought PoE2 early access. Please pay your child support. Thank you Elon,” said an account pretending to be the conservative influencer currently locked in a custody battle with Musk over their five-month-old child, while another said his estranged daughter Vivian “was right” about him being terrible at video games.
Some streamers attempted to help Musk out by trying to show him how to mute the chat function, while others encouraged people to “Buy TSLA” and thanked him for his work with Starlink and DOGE, but they were drowned out by a cavalcade of abuse from gamers relished the opportunity to give the billionaire a piece of their mind.
Elon Musk Rage Quits Livestream After Getting Ruthlessly Cyberbullied by Gamers Elon Musk Rage Quits Livestream After Getting Ruthlessly Cyberbullied by Gamers YouTube “There’s a lot of r-----s in the chat,” said Musk at one point, using the r-word slur while a user named HC_John_Wick repeatedly spammed “ELON HOW IS IT POSSIBLE TO LOOK THIS DUMB AND UGLY WHY IS UR TESLA COMPANY FALLING APART AHAAHAAHAAH! WHAT HAPPENED BUDDY?”
But aside from muting a couple of the loudest trolls after almost an hour of sustained abuse, Musk did little to stop the army of trolls from relentlessly mocking him.
Eventually, he vanished when his WiFi connection abruptly cut out and ended the stream, which he later deleted from X but was swiftly reuploaded onto YouTube.
“YOU WILL ALWAYS FEEL INSECURE AND IT WILL NEVER GO AWAY.”
Bro, I ALMOST feel bad since I know he read those and they definitely cut deep considering his shitty undeveloped personality.
Then I remembered what a POS he is and I think he deserves worse all of a sudden.
Remember that Elon doesn’t think people should have empathy, so don’t give him any of yours.
I think the Germans have a word for it that I couldn’t spell to save my life.
Schadenfreude!
Rinderkennzeichnungsfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz?
🎶My baloney has a first name, it’s O-s-c-a-r!
My baloney has a second name, it’s Rinderkennzeichnungsfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz! 🎵
That’s the one
Fucking brutal…
I’d feel bad if it were just about anyone else.
This is hilarious mainly because all he had to do was type /DND and he could have stopped all of this, which anyone who had actually played the game for any substantial amount would know, but of course he doesn’t, because he just paid people to play it for him.
But then how would he ego stroke to complete strangers then?
And why don’t these subhuman peasants recognize his majesty?
That video is really funny and sad. He looks like he’s about to cry. I’m not sure he was reading at a certain point because people were trying to help him. He deserves all of the hate.
Maybe his Special K was wearing off and he was about to feel.
It is sad, because so obvious that he wants to accepted, and liked.
All he’d have to do is help poor people. Kid’s school lunches, scholarships, playgrounds, libraries, low cost subsidized housing, cheap pharmaceuticals, you name it.
But no, “Empathy is Weakness,” Nazi salutes, fucking up grandma’s Social Security, destroying the Dept. of Education, putting thousands of government workers out of jobs.
Way to go, psychopath.
The whole point was to prove how reliable starlink is and he ragequit when it cut out.
Even better: Starlink performed just fine, but he kept getting killed by a tutorial boss and getting bullied so he rage quit and blamed it on Starlink.
Which is hilarious because in order to avoid just admitting he’s not good at a game, he shit on his own company lol
The order in which those events happened aren’t set in stone
Less than five minutes into the stream, a player logged on and asked Musk if he could “please jerk off mr trump so he dies of a heart attack.”
Not all heroes wear capes. Someone buy them a fucking drink, I’m going to be laughing about that alone for years.
I see the gamers still have the best disses. Nice.
Lmao 11 yr olds are terrifying
They are, in all seriousness, absolutely vicious and brutal.
Musk deserved it.
Well, prepubescent children are absolutely vicious.
For the next hour and a half, Musk sat in stony-faced silence and blasted techno music while dozens of users with names such as ELON_IS_A_PEEDOPHILE and ELON_MUSK_IS_PATHETIC repeatedly spammed the chat […]
Oh my god, Musk is J.P. from Grandma’s Boy. I can’t un-see it now.
It’s better than that. The techno he was listening to was his ex, Grimes. Issues?
…I immediately found myself quoting a bit of JP after reading that shit. Knew I liked this place.
Finally some good news.
Someone please make sure we are archiving this video.
Of course, he used the r slur. Literally beyond pathetic. The only way to lash out he had was to throw a slur out there. It did nothing to detract from how utterly embarrassing the entire thing was.
That dude should not have a moment of peace and quiet until he stops ruining peoples lives.
Not even then, but it’s not like that’s apt to happen anyways.
Until he pays the karmic debt. He already has a lifetime to pay for his cruelty.
I’m not as familiar with the whole theology involved, but still am pretty sure he’ll have to weather a few cycles as whatever multi-legged miniature vermin that insects eat before he can break back into the mammalian strata. He can’t possibly be acting like such a gigantic piece of shit accidentally, can he?
He’s always been an asshole, but his reported ketamine addiction compounds with his Twitter addiction. The ketamine allows his brain to reform pathways and Twitter boxes him into a self-made echo chamber. Combined this is the perfect recipe for a god complex, and boy does that prediction fit the observed outcome.
It’s also rumored he fired the PR team that kept this shit under wraps, in the past.
Huh, TIL that he was into K. I thought that he was just an oddball because of his weird upbringing and fuckwad entitled bourgeois attitude.
No he’s admitted it, although he claims he has a prescription and it’s for depression.
You can get a prescription for ketamine? Jesus Christ, and this whole time I’ve just been using coffee, alcohol, tobacco, hash, and whatever psychedelic I can get my mitts on…
Prescription or no, it’s not healthy to dive into Twitter so heavily right after doing psychedelics - you’re retraining your brain on the shittiest content available.
right after doing psychedelics
Ketamine’s a dissociative (similar to PCP), not a psychedelic.
To be fair, it would take me about 16,000 years at an average wage to make a billion dollars. Since Musky has more than one billion years. With the exchange rate of 16,000 years per billion. Musky is going to have a fucking ton of life times to pay his karmic debt.
But everyone is being so mean to him, tanking his stock…
Can we pass a law to make everyone buy his stock each quarter?
Honestly if he offed himself I’d consider it a first step, though I don’t know if there’s anything of worth to harvest from his corpse.
Scientists could blenderize his brain to assess the long-term effects of ket.
Billionaires only drop rare loot
Rare doesn’t necessarily mean good, Musks head shape may be rare but that’s only because inbreeding is generally considered bad.
He could have just kept his mouth shut, and died “Tony Stark.”
But noooo…
Can’t wait for his real HC run to end.
How long until he goes on the news crying about them being paid puppets? Or maybe his bitch mom will have to go on tv try demand people stop making fun of her little cupcake again.
This mom?
Seldom can a face induce so many intrusive thoughts…
That’s the one, as I like I call her skelewhore. Used up old trash bag looking bitch.
I’m confused, why did you post a photo from the 90s TV show Tales from the Crypt?
He’ll claim it’s Ukrainian bots
Basically he chose to undergo some exposure therapy that probably felt an awful lot like the bullying he experienced as a kid.
It’s tragic he never got a chance to grow up and mature into a healthy and balanced individual. Instead, he appears to have institutionalized himself into the perpetual social pariah.
Fuck him. He could be better. He has every single resource anyone could ever want or need (wouldn’t be surprised if he even had personal nukes at this point), but instead of finding a path toward healing, he just continues to do dumb shit like flagellating himself with hostile gamers to fuel his internal rage and hatred.
but instead of finding a path toward healing
You might even say, he’s ended up on a… path of exile.
Capitalism hurts those at the top as well as the rest of us, just in different ways.
I wish it would hurt them bad enough they would fucking stop
trying to use this as a distraction from what is doge is doing.
Gamers using their powers of cyberbullying for good.
