Iheartcheese@lemmy.world to News@lemmy.world · 1 day agoFlorida man caught on camera pinning down 11-year-old girl he thought was egging his homewww.nbcnews.comexternal-linkmessage-square80fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1external-linkFlorida man caught on camera pinning down 11-year-old girl he thought was egging his homewww.nbcnews.comIheartcheese@lemmy.world to News@lemmy.world · 1 day agomessage-square80fedilink
minus-squareImgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up0·21 hours agoEgging? Who the fuck can afford egging?
minus-squarealtphoto@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up0·8 hours agoOnce you become a woman, you get one egg every month…but its tiny. And you’ll bleed a ton and get cramps. God…yeah that looks good!
minus-squarevaultdweller013@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up0·3 hours agoWhy did my brain immediately go to period blood water balloons? Ya know it’s good those of us in the penis havers club aren’t supposed to bleed from our dicks monthly cuz we have an inbuilt nozzle.
Egging? Who the fuck can afford egging?
Once you become a woman, you get one egg every month…but its tiny. And you’ll bleed a ton and get cramps. God…yeah that looks good!
Why did my brain immediately go to period blood water balloons?
Ya know it’s good those of us in the penis havers club aren’t supposed to bleed from our dicks monthly cuz we have an inbuilt nozzle.
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