Be me
I’ve started sitting down to pee because it’s cleaner.
Stand up after I’ve finished peeing.
Pull up pants.
Turn around to flush.
There is poop in the toilet.
I forgot that this time I had sat down to poop.
Be me
I’ve started sitting down to pee because it’s cleaner.
Stand up after I’ve finished peeing.
Pull up pants.
Turn around to flush.
There is poop in the toilet.
I forgot that this time I had sat down to poop.
and then there’s the filthy-rich who may have a designated ‘butt washer’ on the payroll.
You spelled butt licker wrong.
So that’s where that kink comes from…