Be me
I’ve started sitting down to pee because it’s cleaner.
Stand up after I’ve finished peeing.
Pull up pants.
Turn around to flush.
There is poop in the toilet.
I forgot that this time I had sat down to poop.
Be me
I’ve started sitting down to pee because it’s cleaner.
Stand up after I’ve finished peeing.
Pull up pants.
Turn around to flush.
There is poop in the toilet.
I forgot that this time I had sat down to poop.
Normally I do even if I know I didn’t poop.
But for some inexplicable reason that day I decided to skip a step