Nothing a sharpie can’t fix.
Must be God’s will. Thoughts and prayers guys, thoughts and prayers.
Elon found the HAARP control room, but someone had already split the command key into seven parts and hidden each at the bottom of the land’s seven deepest dungeons.
THEY WILL MARCH IN THE RAIN FOR THE MOST STABLE OF GENIUSES!!!1eleven!!
May the universe piss on his parade.
A slight chance of showers, then showers likely and possibly a thunderstorm after 2pm. Mostly cloudy, with a high near 88. Chance of precipitation is 60%.
The weather doesn’t sound that bad.
Just seven of 50 surveyed GOP lawmakers are planning to actually attend the president’s birthday festivities over the weekend, reported Politico. Source
Oh, now that sounds good!
Oh, now that sounds good!
Now imagine MTG wears white to the parade.
🤮
Hey, some people are into leather.
What’s the big deal? I could see if it were after Labor Day, sure, that’s a bigger faux pas than, like, putting dijon mustard on a burger or something.
It’s like rain on your birthday military parade.
It’s like a court order that you will continue to ignore
It’s like 10000% tariffs when all you need is a knife in the back
Awww, shucks. Drat. Cancelled parade due to poopy weather? What a shame. /s
Presidential sharpie is coming out to fix it.
Cmon internet, where is the “downfall” parody of them delivering the news to him???
Oh no, the bullets and missiles might get wet!
Side note, seal them in wax, they can survive the rain…
Take that information however you will…
The military can handle rain but Trump can’t. He’s afraid his hair will pull a Gremlins.
I wasn’t exactly referring to the military…
He could nuke the clouds. That’d fix it up!
this is such cope and qualifies as “news” less than a Washington DC daily weather forecast
Someone was talking about cloud seeding with drones, so there’s always hope.
Seed the clouds with pepper, make everyone sneeze…
That would be a fun distraction…
So are the democrats still in charge of the weather machines?
The (((globalists))) bruh
We need thunder and lightning too
yes… very very frightening.
very very frightening me
Galileo
Galileo
Galileo
Magnifico?
Maybe, depends on if it rains on his birthday or not.
Biden signed the order with autopen on bamboo NK paper.
Did he lose the sharpie?
