I hope their kentucking an investigation
Not all heroes wear capes
crackhead snow white
Racoon busting this legend out, with a stolen prosthetic from that bar and the aid of a shrub.
Beast master ranger confirmed
He’s doin the lords work…and by lord I mean Sylvanus
He kinda looks like Qui-Gon Jinn.
I was going to say he looks like Obi Wan
Qui-Gon Gin
Ok and? Is that illegal all of a sudden? 🤷🏻♂️
That guy is my hero
Smiling because the cops have failed to spot the opossum during the cavity search
“I’ll fucking do it again!”
For some reason I read this in Bill Maher’s Trump voice.
Just because the racoon slipped out of my pants leg doesn’t mean it was intentional!
Yeah, but that smile said “I regret nothing”
What an adventure. I think that’s a mule hoof mark on his forhead btw
That would explain the slightly dazed look…
Ow
