“Calling things unconstitutional” is the new “calling things woke”.
That’s such an unconstitutional thing to say!
Any member of the media or foreign power representative must allow Trump to rape them in broad daylight with his world famous big …ohhh, thar won’t be necessary thank you…$10,000,000.0! That’s right, if you need to speak with the guy you give him 10 million in small bills… Fives, tens and twenties please.
Mike Johnson believes he can force Jesus to return by nuking the Middle East, and reporters should be demanding he answer questions about it.
What an arrogant prick. God should smite his sorry ass.
Fuck that.
lol. a REPUBLICAN saying what’s unconstitutional??
Things aren’t going sideways fast enough for little Moses Mikey.
That shithead shouldn’t use words he doesn’t have any hope of understanding.
The constitution explicitly says what to do with this motherfucker. Stop being such pussies and do it.
What are you waiting for?
not my pig not my farm
I wasn’t asking you.
So when are the people going to remove them both?
If Mike Johnson wants war, he should be first in line for registration and selective service. He should not be aiding and abetting propaganda outlets to dupe the youth into dying for that “apartheid state” again.
And I want Mike Johnson’s balls removed with a falling brick. Pretty please?
He does not use them - it would be a waste of time. Like removing the tires off a PT Cruiser.
scrolls lemmy
reads headline and moves on
A few posts down and scrolls up realizing it was posted to politics not theOnion
I don’t trust DOOFUS with the cognition to spell his own name, why the hell would I want to give him power to declare war?
No thank you, I am not privy to a war with Canada nor Denmark.
Mike Johnson is fucking spooky. I’ve been saying this for a few years now, when his Covenant Eyes usage made news.
He is a true believer, he’s on a mission from god. He’s smart. He will not care about the people crushed by the machine, as that is the fruit of their depravity in his worldview.
Watch this motherfucker. Trump and Vance are motivated by greed and power. You need to look to fundamentalist Islamic leaders for a similar mindset to Johnson.
Or Netanyahu
I would think Netanyahu is closer to the greed and corruption model. He needs the war to keep his slimy ass out of jail.
Netanyahu is a Zionist. The circumstances that he’s brought upon himself don’t negate that fact.
The US was Zion for almost all of the Jews until the end of WWII. This isn’t a coincidence.
okay, that’s immaterial to the current discussion.
How is Netanyahu being a cultist immaterial to a discussion about true believers that are causing evil with their positions of power?
Because, at the end of the day, Netanyahu will do or say anything to save his neck. He’s not a fanatic like Johnson. He’s like Trump and Vance.
I.E. Johnson would die for his beliefs and will kill or allow the deaths of those that he considers to be evil/subhuman like: queer people, immigrants, any religion other than Christianity or Judaism, etc.
Netanyahu will kill or do anything to protect or enrich himself. His Zionism is just a useful tool, and if it didn’t serve him, he’d drop it. (Not that that would ever be the case) Netanyahu would load jewish babies into a wood chipper while sucking off an Imam if it would keep him alive.
Look at what these people do, not what they say.
You’re so wound up on the whole Israel thing that you’re missing the point. Also, quit doing this purity test crap. It leaves you unable to understand the nuance in these things.
Johnson is more of a true Zionist than Netanyahu if you need to frame it that way. He is similar to Ali Khamenei in the fervency of his beliefs. I don’t have a good example of a Jewish politician as I’m weak on Israeli internal politics.
Hey everyone the Constitution is unconstitutional!
-MAGA Mike
That tracks. They treat the Constitution the same way they treat the Bible. What is written there doesn’t matter. It’s not a thing that actually exists but a concept, and that concept “says” whatever they want it to say.
I couldn’t have said it any better.
