Fucking nazis and commies at the top of our government. What the actual fuck.
What commies? This makes no sense?!
Don’t loop us into that nonsense. It’s 1000000% fascists at the top. The closest you’re getting to a communist in the federal government is Bernie
MAKE CHESTS BARRELED AGAIN
He looks like he was drawn by Rob Liefeld.
for the unfamiliar:
How
It looks more like captain america has some massive honkers and anasarca
it looks like something went wrong with the super soldier serum and he became a buff quasimodo instead
The Hunch Chest of McDonaldland.
Is it possible he wears a bullet proof vest?
Did he shop at the kid’s isle?
*aisle, fyi.
He’s too curvy to be a super fx chip render.
Behold the master race
He looks like a broiler chicken.
This is a clearly user of protection vest…
To be clear, this theory doesn’t invalidate what you said.
No, he really is shaped like that
What the fuck even is that body. What a gross asshole.
That’s a girdle if I’ve ever seen one.
I was gonna call it a corset.
I’d agree with you if there wasn’t unfortunately pictures of him without a shirt on out there in which he looks exactly the same…just a lot more difficult to look at.
The fuck is everyone taking a picture of? Do they need to approve to their friends they were within 20 feet of oh glorious leader Musk?
I don’t understand how anyone can be that close to Musk and not take a run at him with the nearest blunt instrument.
The President is behind him too. I don’t like either of them, but I can see why people would want to take a picture.
Forget a brick shithouse, he’s built like a brick of shit.
Someone with a medical background please tell me what on earth is happening inside that volume
All I can think of is that alien exo-suit from MIB with an alien operating him inside
Girdle. They can be great for making you look a bit less fat, and can do quite a bit if you wear something loose over them, but the man looks like an overstuffed sausage. He’s not going to like it, but what he’s trying to do there is calling for a corset, which at least would be able to be portrayed as an aesthetic choice, though definitely a fem one even if he goes for the most masculine options out there
Alternative to corset, may i suggest an iron maiden ?
Can’t he just afford liposuction? He looks absurd.
most men store fat around their guts aka visceral fat which you can’t suck out instead of subcutaneous fat which is under the skin outside of your muscles and guts which you can suck out
Man this is really smart comment and I was on board till I realized we’ve seen this man without a shirt. That is indeed his real shape.
What happened to his ozempic bod?
