Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 months agoCan I just use my thumb?lemmy.worldimagemessage-square12fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1imageCan I just use my thumb?lemmy.worldMickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 months agomessage-square12fedilink
minus-squareFuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·4 months agoYou don’t say? Also, why is getting a doctor step 6?
minus-squarebandwidthcrisis@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·4 months agoWhy isn’t step 1 disconnecting them from the electricity?
minus-squareSuffa@lemmy.wtflinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·4 months agoSo you have time to violate them anally of course.
minus-squarenaeap@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·4 months agoI think, don’t pouring anything down the patients throat should be pretty much a given, when he hasn’t breathing
minus-squaresome_guy@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up0·4 months agoSo I shouldn’t pour paint into their mouth? How about bleach? Still no? Damnit.
minus-squareBurninator05@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·4 months agoI thought it was common knowledge that you shouldn’t pour bleach down an unconscious person’s throat until after you’ve managed to shove so much of your first up their ass that you can use them as boxing gloves.
minus-squaresome_guy@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up0·4 months agoThis was my first out-loud laugh of the day. Cheers!
You don’t say?
Also, why is getting a doctor step 6?
Why isn’t step 1 disconnecting them from the electricity?
So you have time to violate them anally of course.
I think, don’t pouring anything down the patients throat should be pretty much a given, when he hasn’t breathing
So I shouldn’t pour paint into their mouth? How about bleach? Still no? Damnit.
I thought it was common knowledge that you shouldn’t pour bleach down an unconscious person’s throat until after you’ve managed to shove so much of your first up their ass that you can use them as boxing gloves.
This was my first out-loud laugh of the day. Cheers!