You don’t say?
Also, why is getting a doctor step 6?
Why isn’t step 1 disconnecting them from the electricity?
So you have time to violate them anally of course.
I think, don’t pouring anything down the patients throat should be pretty much a given, when he hasn’t breathing
So I shouldn’t pour paint into their mouth? How about bleach? Still no? Damnit.
I thought it was common knowledge that you shouldn’t pour bleach down an unconscious person’s throat until after you’ve managed to shove so much of your first up their ass that you can use them as boxing gloves.
This was my first out-loud laugh of the day. Cheers!
“Step 1: finger them till they cum”
At least they put step 4 after step 2
Anyone know a good way to fake electrocution?
I’ll just get the doctor and let them jam their fingers in your ass. Should be entertaining to watch.
“I swear, officer, I was trying to save his life!”
