• SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    Why are you pretending there is no day between Tuesday and Wednesday? The German Wednesday, “Mittwoch,” clearly implies an odd number of days in a week, which is how they’ve been getting away with the seven-day lie, but clearly there can’t be an even number of days in the week.

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      1 month ago

      fun fact: in germany all calanders are starting the week on monday, so mittwoch is very clearly not the middle of the week but donnerstag/thursday is.

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        1 month ago

        It is if you start the week on Sunday, which is the first day of the week by christian standards.

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        1 month ago

        It is the middle of the week if you consider the week to me the workweek, from Montag to Freitag.

  • Redfox8@mander.xyz
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    2 months ago

    I still remember Domesday, it only happened the once before ‘they’ covered it up. I’ll never forget it, so many questions.

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      2 months ago

      It’s not you, that’s the government trying to kill you because you know too much about Logsday!

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    1 month ago

    This explains why September, October, November and December no longer correspond to the 7th, 8th, 9th, and 10th months. When they took out logsday, everything shifted.

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    We used to have eight days in a week. Eight. The number of magic. But eight is not a controllable number and they cut it down to seven, a prime. These bastards take all of the joy and wonder in the world and reduce it into factors of primes. They’re quantizing an infinite world down into finite information and we’re all stuck in the wake of it.

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    1 month ago

    Around a millenia ago the pope conducted a chronomic ritual to fabricate 300 years of human history. That time was born of void and placed a great strain upon our reality. It was catastrophic! The new order had no choice but to expunge logsday in order to bring balance to the time stream. But then we have stubborn minds like yours dragging like nails through the repaired tapestry. Shame on you!

  • Phoenixz@lemmy.ca
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    1 month ago

    I know you guys are kidding but I fucking tell you, 5 years from now there will be a group in the Whitehouse ordering the investigation into this conspiracy in order to bring the weeks back to 8 days, as it always has been, and then we’ll all have to deal with the fallout of this shit

    Humanity isn’t ready for your humor

  • gex@lemmy.world
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    1 month ago

    It was eliminated to cover up the existence of Logus, a planet located between Mercury and Venus