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The indomitable human spirit.
Also known as “the ability to exist out of pure spite, because FUCK YOU I ain’t collapsing over THIS bullshit.”
Litterly why i am still alive
There is always hope if we still have the willpower to shit talk the nazis
I ain’t ask to be here, but you a damned fool if you think imma just roll over and give the fuck up! Hell naw. My ass taking some of y’all fuckers with me.
Anyone else think the sodomy demon kinda looks like Grimace?
Bro’s out here talking about the sodomy demon, they’re all sodomy demons if you play your cards right 😉
Some kaiju-sized demon could cleave Tampa, Florida in half with a flaming sword of the damned and all twitter would have to say about it is “would.”
> kaiju demon cleaves Tampa > prehistoric kaiju sized mega-crocodile erupts from crack in ground > they battle it out, croczilla wins by continuous death rolling > "Oh I must have switched on the sci-fy channel by accident" > mfw its national news station with live coverage
Twitter: “lmao this new retcon of Godzilla is wild”I’d be down to bang any supernatural entity that solves Florida.
You know the movie “The end”? With Seth Rogan etc.
BIG DEMON PENIS XD
Wtf, Where is from?
Devilman crybaby. The joke is more about how he’s standing at the head of the church like a priest.
In some manga the bad guys announce they will annihilate humanity, and they will start by killing 1000 people every day(!!!). At that rate, it would take them 22000 years to kill 8billion
It would not even be possible to annihilate humanity if you kill a 1000 people a day.
About 368000 people are born daily. About 150000 die daily. Which means the bad guys would have to kill about 219000 people per day to annihilate humanity in 22000 years
Maybe Satan isn’t all that bad a guy and he was banished to a place for eternity that doesn’t really bother him
and maybe this is why we are sent to hell … we are Satan’s punishment … we are sent there to torture Satan for eternity
So Satan sets the place on fire and tries to burn all of us to try to kill us but we are undead and keep asking him why and send him texts of ‘lol’
Guys, Bible 2.0 just dropped
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Why would some people be sent to heaven, though?
They weren’t annoying enough to send to hell as punishment for Satan, and God thought they’d be cool to hang out with.
I think they’re just toys in God’s creep collection
Who said and who has proof that anyone was sent to heaven?
Would I die soyjacking to a demon? Yes.
Would it be funny? Also yes.
When the demons realise humans have come a long way from the last time they showed up and start seeing demon ivory on ebay.
well, yeah. it would take a few days for us to get bored with the new porn.
Isn’t armageddon from Norse mythology? Or am I confused with another thing
Armageddon is a Christian thing, you’re thinking of Ragnarok
TFW OP posted this literally one hour after a dire wolf meme was dumped in 196 Blahaj
Maybe they make great pets?
Or maybe they taste good?
House breaking them will be the big problem.
Well, we don’t put them in the house at first. Or if we do, we chain them in a dark basement with a lock on the door and tell visitors they can’t go there.
