Okay, I’m gonna be honest here: That’s one thing that’s never happened to me.
Lots of other… things, yes. But not that one.
How do you avoid getting caught?
Ah yes. That’d be luck. And sometimes, just seeking refuge in audacity. Just stare the doctor right in the eyes and say: “What? Don’t pretend you haven’t done it too.”
Doesn’t matter if it’s true or not. He’ll pretend it is - if he knows what good for him.
What if your doctor is a woman?
Bonus! She’s totally done it too, and we all know it.
How does it feel to always know when the doctor is about to enter?
Anxious, but in a titillating sort of way.
I ain’t leaving my stethoscope around for you shitbirds to play with. I don’t even let my coworkers use it
Then how will you listen for the testicular gallop
No that’s why they don’t leave it lying around. So they can listen to the testies and you can’t.
Life hack to shorten doctors visits.
Just checking for infection of the perineum, doc!
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Keep up the good work!
Well duh. it’s a waiting paradox: the longer you wait the closer to someone coming in. You have to immediately seize the opportunity to get it done before anyone comes in.
“Hey!! Give me a listen, it’s my stethoscope!”
. . .
“Wait, are you trying to listen to your balls with your ass???”
Ha, I make stethoscopes for a living. I can set one aside and listen to my balls any time I want.
