Honestly this makes a lot of sense
That right there is some unironic Sopranos-level homophobe logic
Fellas, does doin’ it raw turn you into a trans woman? (Please be true please please please)
Does vaginal birthing a son turn them into a daughter? Wife is getting contractions, need answer asap. Plz bros!!
WHY DO YOU HAVE A WIVE? All you need is the gym!
Married her because she owns the gym, bros. Free 24/7 access.
But have to give her attention and a kid or she’ll take away my access, bros.
What do I do, bros, working on pb deadlift this month, bros. I’m so close.
you need to kill her. sorry bud
This gaylord impregnated a female
I swear only my dick is gay, bro.
Bend over and I’ll show you
I agree. Having sex with women is the gayest thing a straight man could do.
Women are soft and gentle, and fucking them is effeminate. Real men only fuck rough, hairy, manly men!
Steve Hughes did a pretty good bit on this - “Go play with your girly tits you Gaylord, I’m going to fuck a man.”
Bit of a funny insult calling someone a bulk cardboard box for shipping (ie Gaylord).
If a large cardboard box is a Gaylord does that mean regular boxes are gay peasantry?
If a large cardboard box is a Gaylord does that mean regular boxes are gay peasantry?
Yes.
“Women aren’t even humans” - ancient Greeks
Romans have entered the chat
There is nothing gayer sounding than the description of hetero sex from a redpiller.
If vaginas are gross to you… Maybe you should stay away from them. 🤷♂️
Oh they do, but usually not by choice.
Nothing as manly as gay sex.
It is impossible to be performed by any women.
I was a teenager and still a virgin when I first watched the Sopranos. Uncle June taught me that a real man eats pussy no matter what.
Well, this killed the last bit on childhood innocence I had left. Somehow I have resisted into my 40s making this connection
Alf was 80s innuendo about crushin puss that slid past the censors??
Alf’s favorite food was neighborhood cats. And that’s how I remembered it because I was an innocent child who was going to heaven. It never dawned on me until today, the day the internet caught me slipping, that this literally makes him a pussy eater.
You gotta lick it, before you stick it! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_yIGzoeWUo
“You could just fix the incel crisis if you had unprotected sex with them!”
I applaud this man’s devious reverse-psychology attempt.
I m laughing so much with the comments, thank you 🤣👌
So… the manliest thing is to just be around men, have sex with men and not even touch a woman?
having raw PiV sex is gay
Lmao it’s settled art mimics life
FELLAS, IS IT GAY TO FUCK A WOMAN IN THE PUSSY?
I ONLY HAVE SEX WITH MANLY MEN AND ALWAYS SWALLOW, THAT WAY I’M ALWAYS INGESTING TESTOSTERONE (VERY MANLY)
ANY OF MY FELLOW MASCULINE PATRIOTS CAN RELATE?
We need to take a break once in a while, guys, it’s ok. 🥴
Can anyone explain the phrase “hence thousand year prohibition against it”?
Like, I see the Musk-y tweet style, where apparently articles like “a” and “the” aren’t worth your big boy genius brained time, but what is the prohibition? Dude just drops that like everybody knows what he’s talking about, but what the actual fuck is he talking about?
God, it’s such an arrogant, lazy way of talking, I fucking hate these incel shitheels. They’re actually confused why women won’t touch them? Jesus.
Romans found it distasteful, and iirc it’s a thing for machismo-addled men in Italy to this day. (Berlusconi’s administration lead to spikes in DV/SA - when your president is gleefully fucking teenage girls, it tends to damage your society. One could look into how Trump has made outright expressions of misogyny acceptable again…)
A lot of these alt right weirdos subscribe to this weird Roman sexual ethics. It’s all about who’s in charge, who the sex is for. It’s okay to penetrate “lessers” - for Nick Fuentes to top his puppy femboys or for Alex Jones’s phone to be loaded with porn of trans women. The aspect of power and hate adds to the sex for them. (In a world where LGBT people don’t have employment protections, there’s a lot more “trade” too…)
They also see this as the way that everyone else understands sex too. Giving head to someone is submitting to them, and men don’t submit to women.
Romans also shared a sponge on a stick to wipe their ass at the public restrooms. Doesn’t take much imagination to wonder why people didn’t go down on each other regularly.
They did go down on each other regularly. Fellatio was common, not cunnilingus. There are lots of fun Latin words for face-fucking.
Roman sexuality just was very penis centric in general. They really struggled with understanding lesbians - they assumed that the more dominant woman would grow a penis or something.
Like in a way, they did think eating pussy was “gayer” then sucking off a guy who was higher in social status than you.
This definitely plays into something I’ve been thinking about lately - in a conservative worldview, all sex is rape, of a woman by a man. Whether it’s acceptable to them is all about ownership. Does that man have the right kind of ownership over that that woman? If so, they’re fine with it. If not, it’s bad.
This is also related to the idea that no woman ever actually wants sex, and no man ever doesn’t want it. It’s all about when it’s allowable for him to overpower her.
This is exactly what Andrea Dworkin was saying in Intercourse. Calling it out explicitly was such a threat to conservatives like Rush Limbaugh that they had to turn it into “this crazy lesbian feminist said all sex is rape!”
A human being has a body that is inviolate; and when it is violated, it is abused. A woman has a body that is penetrated in intercourse: permeable, its corporeal solidness a lie. The discourse of male truth - literature, science, philosophy, pornogra-phy-calls that penetration violation. This it does with some consistency and some confidence. Violation is a synonym for intercourse. At the same time, the penetration is taken to be a use, not an abuse; a normal use; it is appropriate to enter her, to push into (“violate” the boundaries of her body. She is human, of course, but by a standard that does not include physical pri-vacy. She is, in fact, human by a standard that precludes physical privacy, since to keep a man out altogether and for a lifetime is deviant in the extreme, a psychopathology, a repudiation of the way in which she is expected to manifest her humanity.
There is a deep recognition in culture and in experience that intercourse is both the normal use of a woman, her human potentiality affirmed by it, and a violative abuse, her privacy irredeemably compromised, her selfhood changed in a way that is irrevocable, unrecoverable. And it is recognized that the use and abuse are not distinct phenomena but somehow a synthesized reality: both are true at the same time as if they were one harmonious truth instead of mutually exclusive contradictions.
Like - yes! A lot (not all) of heterosexual men see sex as domination, as something they have to “get” from partners who might not be eager or willing. The idea that women actually enjoy sex is not supposed to be a part of it. Think about how absolutely frothingly buttmad conservatives got over W.A.P.
Also all of the common Christian preaching about how wives need to ensure that all of their husbands “needs” are met. If she doesn’t put out, it’ll be her fault when his eyes go wandering (whether it lands on a man or a woman or a child). A young Christian girl is to remain pure until she is married and then immediately cater to all of her husbands sexual demands - at no point is she supposed to develop her own ideas about sexual pleasure. (The things Mark Driscoll was telling his congregation both in person and anonymously online are so fucked up.)
Sex is such a powerful instinct that people who want to control others are going to spend a lot of effort working on systems to control sex.
“this crazy lesbian feminist said all sex is rape!”
Not all sex, just all the sex in their world. So by saying it was “all sex” they were kind of telling on themselves by agreeing.
I should probably read that book, thanks for that.
Unironically: the patriarchy. “Women and sex exist to serve men’s interests” thus, pleasuring a women in a manner most often associated with that of a man being pleasured by a women (oral sex aka blowjobs here) is ceding too much power to women.
They’re actually confused why women won’t touch them? Jesus.
My thoughts exactly.
Yes, agreed, but “thousand year prohibition” is so specific. Like that must refer to something, and I’m really curious about what.
They’re either making stuff up or probably talking about how some culture or religion supposedly banned cunnilingus for a thousand years, or at least considered it taboo.
I’ve never come across a cunnilingus ban in all my studies. He’s probably just making it up to rage bait.
Don’t you know that it’s sinful for men to lust for their wife’s pleasure?? /s obviously
What would Venus think of all of this smh
I assume they have a reference yeah, which is why it’s so wild that they just throw it out as if it’s common knowledge.
So many of these internet incel philosophers give off the energy of that weird home-schooled kid where they just talk about family bath time or whatever like it’s the most normal fucking thing in the world
“Where’s the poop knife?”
I do not avoid women, Mandrake… but I do deny them my essence
This guy woulda listened to Joe Rogan and the bald fat conspiracy man all day long.
I really don’t think so. He’s an independent thinker and draws his own conclusions
He did his research. Did he tell you why he only drinks pure grain alcohol and rainwater?
He never cited any authority besides himself in the entire film that I can remember
I dunno, I feel pretty manly when I make a woman cum.
So by extension, listening to women and being attentive is also manly.
No, you see that’s gay.
When you let a woman talk, and you listen attentively to her, she is verbally topping you, making you a sissygayboi. It’s very manly and secure to shout over women whenever they speak to force their word-penises out of your ears (the buttholes of the brain). Don’t get earcucked, fellas.
Ohhhhh, I see it now.
Here I was thinking all these other commentators were crazy. Thanks for the heads up.
Guess I’m gay. 🤷♂️
Guess I’m gay. 🤷♂️
Being so direct and manly about this and acknowledging your gayness actually makes you an alpha cis male again
