… But how?
It’s a 9 year old and some spinners have a hole on each side.
are we sure it’s not Andrew Tate?
Andrew is sadly to small to reach the other side.
he’s literally me
Someone did not know that alcohol makes you soft.
Yeah. Lets get the 9yo drunk
It builds character, dammit!
The ultimate Helicopter Dick.
Right foot penis, abdomen penis, back penis, fidgit spinner… still spinning!
I’ve seen some different sizes of fidget spinners, but no way is anyone that small lol
it’s a 9 year old
Like it didn’t happen to everybody at some point.
9‽
I was jerking off around that age, hadn’t ever seen any porn or anything, no need to call child protection, it was just natural for me
You gotta start somewhere.
Boys start playing with their weiners as soon as their hands can start grasping stuff. It’s instinctual.
It’s instinctual in that all babies explore their genitals as soon as they can start willfully moving their hands, yes. It’s not just boys having a special connection to their genitalia.
Yeah, but we make it our personality!
Username checks out lmao
Nawww you miss your opportunity to call someone a dumbass and get away with it… dumbass.
My wife texted me the other day:
You know that yellow slide our son carries around? Well, he started sticking his penis in it, you have to talk to him now.
He’s 4. It’s just what boys do.
Not just boys. Girls explore and test boundaries with their genitals too.
Have a daughter also, so I know it all too well! Our focus is “It’s normal but private.” We will see how that goes.
That’s gonna be our approach, too with our kiddo.
It’s a hard one to fight your own overly-conservative programming in order to teach a healthier outlook to your kids. Hard to know if you’re going too far one way or the other. So much of parenting you just don’t know if you’re doing it right until you’re done.
Fist-bump from one internet parent to another, you’re doing a great job ✌️
Yeah, children play with their genitals far more than I ever wanted to believe. I don’t really remember doing it as a kid, but it wouldn’t surprise me if most parents, including mine, have stories about the odd things that happen.
I don’t have a penis, but I for one was a total idiot at age 9.
Not having a penis: the perfect counter to the fidgit spinner trap
I dont think 15yo penises fit into fidget spinners, but Im not an expert on child genitalia.
I’ll ask my priest.
I’m much older than 9 and stuff gets stuck on my penis all the time.
Check out Mr. Popular over here with his social life.
15 mins at the swimming pool is cheaper than ER
He might need to have his penis drained to get it out.
They didn’t have any abbreviations ready for that sentence
FGT SPNR STK ON PNS
If the chief complaint is funny/fucked up enough, we won’t abbreviate it
“So, what code do we put in for the insurance company?”
8=%=D
This explains everything in 5 characters.
Amazing.
🏅
Definitely awarded
