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There are two rules *to dating neurotypicals and they’re the same for both genders, and neither one is ‘be nice.’
The real ones aren’t the ones you think you want
Two literal shitposters - and they found each other
She was thinking omg he has the same kink as I do.
Kinky girl with a heart of gold and panties of brown.
Homeboy found the keeper of all keepers, if she’ll share poopix, she’ll probably do all sorts of stuff, she’s just waiting for her moment to shine!
I’m literally shitting right now y’all.
Lemmy is place for every type of character:
Cool, but please don’t send the video.
I wouldn’t check your DMs then.
She’s a keeper
Marriage material right there
One time, I was on the phone with my ex, and they narrated writing on the side of the toilet bowl with their own poo. It was incredibly vivid, and I was legitimately disgusted. He added emphasis and storytelling. I sat there and protested, completely unaware his mom did colonoscopies, and he was unfazed by the mention of poop.
One quote that always stuck with me is, “shit in a bag feels like play-doh.”
To this day, I pray to God that may not answer, that he was joking.
I mean, shit in a bag does feel like play-doh sometimes.
Source: have a dog
Warm play-doh unfortunately
Unless you grab the wrong loaf… chilly surprise!
This makes it sooo mich worse, somehow. 😳
Oh man, i know.
Back in the day, I used to run a shuttle of a dozen dogs to what’s it called? Magnuson Park? Something like that in Seattle. And it’s simply not possible to keep track of 12 dogs chocolate landmines, so I’d inevitably pick up three or four “cold ones” each trip.
And suddenly he is feeling it again…
I mean I guess if you do something that fucked up and get the same response you probably found your actual soulmate
or someone who is trying very hard
If in your world “sending a video of pooping” is not synonymous with “hurting someones feelings”, then I am not even sure what to say.
It sure is a fucking insane thing to do
