T minus 1 should be equal to S, right?

NASA was originally ANAL with an extra ass, that’s why they say ‘L’ minus before ‘blast off’.

Republicans cutting funding to NASA because rockets are “satanic devil worship” and “are arousing to females (biological) and homosexual men because they’re phallic in nature” in T-minus 10…

(Spoiler: they were gonna defund NASA anyway)

Edit: also, just a reminder that space and space accessories actually make a lot of money for the US and push technological progress, which is why American politicians don’t like NASA; it’s a successful and profitable government program.

• T-1 NASA
• T0 NASA?
• T+1 SATAN
• T+2 NTATAS

They say T minus cos they’re all trans

Spaghetti > Meatball

Could be true. Science destroys religion…

The T stands for turd-eater.

I dumbest thing is some people actually believe it

Don’t forget the forked tongue right there on the logo!