I choose Mufasa
Lisa Simpson
Oh, good one!
King Julien. No one comes close.
That’s who we have now
No, where’s the crown?
It’s the maga hat
Okay, where’s the sense of style?
Ok, can give him that. But where’s the “all problems shall be solved with dancing” executive order.
Damnit, you’re right
I gather you like to move it move it?
And he just wants everyone to be Physically Fit! Physically Fit!
Uncle Iroh, but post general/fire lord.
I was gonna say, you’ve got to be real careful about your timeline there
I thought Iroh never held the title of Fire Lord
That is outrageous! It’s unfair!
I’m pretty sure he turned it down?
mufasa wasnt born in the US, he cant be president. i say the creepy toon villain from who framed roger rabbit. he’s electable.
William Murderface
Murderface Murderface Murderface
I want the whole band as president. Joint office shared by five dudes who just want everything to be black and metal all the time.
At least they’re open about wanting people to die.
They were governors of Florida
They’d get bored after a time and Charles Foster Offdensen would have to step in.
The bass is the foundation of the executive branch of the government!
King Bob, from Minions. We have to run through the RGB spectrum. Green would be Shrek, blue would be James P Sullivan
Keith David’s president from Rick and Morty, because of the soothing baritone.
I mean we could just use Keith David in general right? Like would it necessarily have to be that version from Rick & Morty?
We could but I mean he’s already got experience
He’s got VP experience if we go with the Saints Row version
He’s a VP that really gets things done, in Saints Row.
Requiem for a Dream though…
President meeseeks would be fire. He’d get shit done for people.
Nice try big politics! You wont get my opinion!
Joking, I’d vote for the roadrunner.
I’m voting for coyote. His approval rating is catching up to roadrunners, I’m sure of it.
Clark Kent.
He always disappears in emergency situations though. Can’t rely on the guy.
Archer.
Mallory Archer.
Brother she would be perfectly happy with Trump as president as long as that bitch Trudy Beekman lost all of her savings first.
If anyone from the archer cast is president im going Lana > Cyril > Pam > Krieger (The last would ensure our destruction, but we would certainly go out in a memorable way).
Both of the archers are right up there with Cheryl/Carol/Charlene for piss poor candidacy.
we’re headed for Barry though. 😞
Eh… idk man. Barry was redeemable at the end and barring a few cases, was surprisingly competent. Pretty sure we got spray tan Cheryl. (Nepo baby, you’re never sure if theyre on drugs or just severely mentally deficient, and definitely unironically uses the phrase, “the poors”)
So, Lucille from Arrested Development
They have the same vibe, but Lucille is kind of a buffoon, whereas Mallory gets shit done.
Captain planet.
Maybe we’d finally actually do something about climate change and for an extra special bonus we get to see him kick the shit out of the likes of the Koch’s and whatever demon spawn runs Nestle.
Side note: mufasa is my namesake! I’m just so super creative and ran it backwards lol
How would this work? What if some of the planeteers rebelled and refused to summon him?
He is summoned after the election results by force of law and then he isn’t allowed to disappear until his term is up.
Not summoning a duly elected captain planet is punishable by no less than 6 years arguing against fox news propagandists and a fine of 3,600 dark chocolate bars paid to me personally. The impact of cocoa production on the environment would be an extra screw turn, forcing their hand.
Linka would have zero patience for Fox News people. especially if they’re positive about Russian expansionism.
a vampiric lion? huh.
His realm is only the places the sun doesn’t touch!
He’s also never looked in a mirror before.
Some may say that’s because he’s a wild animal in the Savannah, but I still find that suspicious
That would be a weird empire, though, right? Like your borders change minute-by-minute, right now you rule over Thailand but later tonight you rule over Rwanda.
I mean, I understand what they meant in the movie, but the logistics are weird.
Vampire Mufasa only cares about blood anyway so it works to his benefit to have moving borders lol
the ass?
TexasDrunk maybe a hero! Really can’t tell unless he’s driving near zero!
RE: namesake creativity. Hey, at least you spelled it backwards correctly!
The Lorax
I’m going to cheat a little and say Captain Kirk from Star Trek TAS
He is from Iowa. But Spock would be a good Secretary of State (McCoy should be vice president to get the Southern vote).
Janeway from Prodigy. Or maybe somebody from Lower Decks, but I can’t decide which.
Out of the big three captains, Janeway would likely make the most capable president. Kirk would constantly be trying to fist fight politicians, Picard would quickly be bored with the day-to-day and would vanish to go work on an archeological site somewhere.
Sisko would throw Mitch McConnell off the roof of the White House, then fall off of it himself.
Hank Hill
I don’t think he’d want the job, but he would do it were he asked and give it 110%. He’s no nonsense, a facts-based decision maker, and he listens to people’s issues and makes fair decisions if it’s what you want to hear or not. He’s also not too full of himself to admit when he’s been wrong. He seeks out experts on matters outside of his experience and respects their opinions. He loves his country and looks to do right by those that entrust him with a job.
He would also probably be unfortunately remembered as a terrible president a la Jimmy Carter, as he’d likely trust a number of people he shouldn’t to keep their word, he’d be too compromising for a lot of people, and I don’t think people would like his “lack of personality” they’d get from his public persona. I think Hank would be a top-notch cabinet member though! I would totally support him for any of a number of different ones.
